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Insert a pair of Cowboy Wishbones down your
trousers and start walking like a real cowboy,
who looks like they have been on horseback
for the last twenty years.
Posting the trot
http://horses.about.../ht/postthetrot.htm Great exercise, and the best way to cover a lot of ground over a long period of time. [normzone, May 29 2007]
Try this
http://www.amazon.c...-Gold/dp/B0000AT58D I like to put it down my MC Hammer pants [pigtails_and_ponies, May 31 2007]
Now you know what they look like after all this time
https://www.tumblr....-these?source=share have wishbones, insert horse.... [xenzag, Apr 15 2023]
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Im not sure i like the idea of having to break my femurs to get my legs to deform. |
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Lovely. Also useful for Oscar-seeking child actors playing vitamin D-deprived street urchins. |
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Actually potentially useful. |
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If you articulate it a little bit and put some spring action into it, you could use it to help keep you on the horse. Might even help you in posting a trot. |
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Could also be used to walk like a real sailor. You know, from the times when the ships were made of wood and the men as tough as steel instead of vice versa. |
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I understand that a good case of the clap can make anyone walk that way. |
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I think he meant it took the whole case, po, not just one. Nice try, though. |
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Get off your horse and eat your bun. |
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This idea has good jeans. |
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