Dog-gone Trousers

Gustaf has acquired a dog, and it has the bad habit of embarrassing everyone by attempting to have casual sex with the legs of seated guests. For some reason, the dog has taken a particular shine to Stefan's right leg and Stefan has had enough.

On his next visit, Stefan decides to wear his latest invention, which he has labelled his Dog-gone trousers. These are regular trousers, apart from one added special feature.

On the section below the knee, a flattened out dog shape has been attached to each trouser leg. This is made of a combination of hairy, stretchable fabric, backed up by inflation tubes, and a system of tiny valves, concealed within the material and connected to a small pressurised container that is kept in the pocket.

Just as the unsuspecting dog begins to attach itself to Stefan's leg he triggers his Dog-gones into action. Compressed air races down the tubes.

A replica dog shape instantly inflates with the vigour of an air bag, causing the startled mutt to be harmlessly launched free.

The action continues as the replica begins to vibrate, in imitation of the nefarious leg humping action previously displayed by the real dog, who can only watch balefully from behind the safety of the nearest chair.