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Cemeteries are such useless wastes of otherwise good real
estate. Why not incorporate them into largeish miniature*
golf courses? Rightly designed headstones could be
incorporated as arches, embankments, angle-boards, and
mounds. I call dibs on the 18th hole windmill headstone.
*(as opposed
to smallish full-size)
Lawn Darts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts
apparently a thing in younger countries [calum, Jun 18 2012]
[Matty]'s
Golf_20Cemetery
[po]'s link is to a previous incarnation of this idea I think. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 18 2012, last modified Jun 19 2012]
The idea [2 fries] refers to
http://web.archive....n_20of_20(anything)
[hippo, Jun 19 2012]
[link]
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Even better if it's possible to nominate those who are to occupy "holes". |
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Superb if it's possible to nominate those who are to occupy "holes", and they're not dead yet. |
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Hmm, I dunno. Would family members play free? |
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I knew I was going to bun this just by the title, and wasn't disappointed by the text. |
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i think you would have to offer more recreational options for the non golf type _ darts _ snooker _ |
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Lawn darts is a natural. An accurate throw could be rewarded with a pre-recorded "Ow! - Bloody hell!" |
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[+] excellent!
Do we have to bring our own clubs or can we rent some from the cemetery guy? |
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AusCan, now I really wish I would've thought of that. |
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Better land use, and pays for graveyard maintainance. |
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If course edging/hazard gravestones were designed to fit together in a modular fashion, patrons could pay to reserve their space and have their name engraved during their lifetime.
Although then the problem is that courses would be out of commision while the ground recovered after each entry. |
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I'm headed for the specimen jars in my local university's anatomy department. I'm going to request a surrealist text accompanies each latin description. Example:
"Stomach of angled twig,
brain containing reef knot,
death by bicycle-cactus intrusion" |
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... "half-baked to death" ... |
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This looks suspiciously like [2fries] Cemetery Golf.
<link> |
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No no, not mine, [Matty]'s. |
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My bad. Still, the idea of Cemetery Mini Golf is
mentioned in the idea body. Smells redolent of
redundancy, I fear. |
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I did "golfatary" many years ago. It went phoof along
with me, or one of my incarnations I should say. |
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If I may so forward, exactly how often _do_ you phoof? |
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//I'm headed for the specimen jars in my local university's anatomy department. I'm going to request a surrealist text accompanies each latin description. Example:
"Stomach of angled twig,
brain containing reef knot,
death by bicycle-cactus intrusion//
...Par 4". |
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Mini-golf is a pleasant outing with the family. It's bastard derivitive, golf, on the other hand, is how the Scottish kept the intrusion of civility at bay. |
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I would like my rear end to be coated in some sort of resin and be buried in such a way so that my posterier protrudes from the ground. People can then celebrate my life by letting a 6 year old smack a brightly coloured golf ball into my backside in the hope of a hole in one and a free soft drink. |
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Alterother, no more phoofs. I have matured.
(Somewhat). |
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May I recommend prune juice? |
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Like a good wine, [blissy]. The tannins have all
settled into a leg, or legs and the alcohol level has
stabilised? |
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