Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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gizmo

I live up NORTH brave and bold I annoy my brother But as good as gold I have some ideas I know they're not great but in a few years I'll make an electric plate I type with one finger And sometimes my toes while adding my views I pick my nose So please don't be horrid I'm only a lad So give me a croisant and don't make me sad. I'm not stupid my Mum would agree see ya' all soon I'm off for a pee.

flushhhhh!

I'm back again now ready for action my next new idea what's the reaction? I've got poemitis I just cannot stop If you want to read more Go back to the top

[Oct 15 2001, last modified Jun 17 2012]

    
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 Aromapaint
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(+3, -4) auto styler
(+5, -2) ball opener
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(+10, -3) Blink bulb
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(+5, -3) "Busy day ..working"?
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 Cloud boiler
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(-1) Cookie dough in a cone
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(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Curry vendor
 Decreasing hall
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(+1, -2) dissolvable gum
(+3, -1) Don't get in a mess chess
(+1, -3) Eat it all up now!
(+7, -1) electro glaze
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(+3, -2) Garbage-o-way™
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(+6) Measure Milk
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 Motor ball
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 Perf-money
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 Petromexhome.TM
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(+3, -2) "Ring Ring"
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(+5, -3) Suck Scissors
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 Talent idol
(+8)(+8) That's mine?
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 The red swimming pool
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(+3) where has everyone gone ???
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