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To stop people going through red lights I
have invented a sytem to prevent being fined (or whatever).
If you go through red lights you get splated with strawberry
jam, and custard when amber shows.
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Would this not be an incentive for jumping the red lights? |
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mmmmm croissant, jam and custard. |
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Looks like gizmo's falling into the rant/"punish all people who do X" trap, which isn't a good place to be. After all, this is just a milder version of Pop-Up Severe Tire Damage Spikes for Red Light Runners. |
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Especially in the area of punishment. What does "splated" mean, anyway? Is that like being splayed? |
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Spayed if you go through a red light? Wow, talk about cruel and unusual... |
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