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It would be cool if there was a swimming pool where you
would never sink.Like the dead sea ,with extra salty water.It
would be a great way to relax, and good for learner
swimmers
so they never go under.
non-drowning swimming pool
http://www.halfbake...g_20Swimming_20Pool an idea by [paintbynumbers] [lintkeeper2, Oct 04 2004]
Red Sea Salt
http://www.thehidde...50_gal_salt_mix.htm For 50 gallon and 150 gallon swimming pools (or buy more if you're larger than a guppie). [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Red Tide
http://www.redtide....hotos/rtphotos.html [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
woto photo
http://www.halfbake...m/idea/Woto_20Photo imagine having your photo on top of the water [gizmo, Oct 04 2004]
gizmo and wiget
http://www.gizmoandwidget.com/jokes.htm It appears I am cartoon character that sells gadgets [gizmo, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
jelly/jello debate on here..
http://www.halfbake...m/idea/jelly_20tops for Ms Squeak [po, Oct 04 2004]
The Dead Pool
http://www.rottento...heDeadPool-1005411/ [half, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Jell-O history
http://www.kraftfoo...story_pages/1930_40 Don't know who invented jello salad, but by 1930 "almost one-third of the salad recipes in the average cookbook (were) gelatin-based." [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004]
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This would be easy enough to bake - just add salt. Though perhaps you should start smaller - the dead wading pool, or the dead bathtub. (changed from red to dead after [waug]'s forehead-slapping comment) |
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Probably not po, probably not. |
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I've often wondered why this has never been done. Good thinking, giz! |
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Filling it with salt is the easy part, what we need is a halfbaked way to simulate Moses parting the waters. |
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Would it work with custard? |
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I think you mean the Dead Sea, not the Red Sea. |
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yeah but the dead swimming pool doesn't sound as nice. |
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I stand corected but po is right red sounds better than
dead so the name stays |
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Or you could go with the "Great Salt Swimming Pool" for the USA version. |
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But then it sounds like Red Tide, which is not exactly what you want either. |
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Naming suggestion: The happy floaty salty swimmy pool. Yay! |
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can you imagine anyone wanting to go to a pool called
the dead swimming pool? but might be good for
halloween.(sequal to last anotation) |
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Dead Pools are baked as well. |
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Make sure you wear goggles! |
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*really* big flotation tank? |
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again - *Always* make sure there's no sharks in the pool if you're wimmenstruating. |
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great idea giz and happy 2nd HBirthday |
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Wouldn't the salt damage the filter / pump works? |
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And if you ask me, bliss, an awfuk lot is one too many! |
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Couldn't we achieve the non-drowning thing by filling the pool with jello? |
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(no, [The Kat] already covered that way up near the top. Besides, I much prefer jello to custard. I mean custard is just so, umm, custardy. Or is that custardly?) |
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Don't swimming pools go red if you pee in them? |
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Don't like the idea of that or of dead swimming pools |
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You should see a doctor about that. |
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Happy 2nd, [gizmo]. Glad you're around. |
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<floats on dead sea pool as body dehydrates> |
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Can I ask a question? In the US, is jello the wobbly, transparent desert or is it fruit preserve to be spread on sandwiches? Jello=wobbly desert, Jelly= jam/conserve? Is that right. If so, what's with that jello salad I've heard of? Is it really made with a wobbly, transparent desert and lettuce or what? |
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The Jello/Jelly thing was done in the Simpsons. |
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Well I didn't see either. Answer? |
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do you look at links, ms squeak? |
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[squeak], our Jell-O (brand name) is the jiggly, stand on it's own gelatin composite dessert. Jell-O salad involves some unwilling tangerine slices, a handful of crushed nuts, a cup or so of whipped cream and some wilted iceberg underneath. My mother used to serve it with a dollop of mayonnaise for which I never forgave her... |
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k_sra, I'd like to introduce you to a trifle I made earlier. (no mayonnaise) |
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[po] Sorry. I didn't see that. Now it has all become clear. <note to self> Must try harder. |
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[K_sra] erk. Who in the hell invented that? Those poor, poor, innocent tangerines. |
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Sounds good, [po]. I miss real trifle... *sniff* |
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The supersalt pool might be a valuable treatment for people who were overloaded with fluid because of kidney or heart trouble. After floating in the pool, mass action would tend to draw fluid from them, in effect mildly pickling them. They would emerge dryer and spryer. |
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ravenswood, do you have traffic marmalades? |
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Don't open your eyes underwater. |
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Jello salad: Wobbly, transparent stuff, often with whipped cream, mandarin oranges, marshmallows, and nuts. |
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Is this a desert or part of the main meal? |
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*Real* trifle doesn't have jelly in it (oh how common). It has sherry. Will look for definitive recipe. |
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Too many. Google for "Delia Smith Sherry Trifle". |
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But basically, starting at the bottom: sponges soaked in sherry (perhaps spread with jam), soft fruit, custard, chopped nuts. |
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of course there is jelly in it. you got a vacuum between sponge and custard? |
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What would happen if you filled a swimming pool with instant mashed potatoes? |
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There would be a run on butter. |
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[tcha], I'd go with a hot tub - who wants cold mashed potatos? |
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what would happen if you filled a swimming pool full of fag
ash. |
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The type that drops of the end of saddams cubans |
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It would burn a fifty foot hole in the ground. |
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Excellent idea. I had a similar one for a "Real Water Bed" where the water was warmed and super supportive as you suggest. It would be great for people with burns and those with back problems. A floating material could be on top of the water if that helped. I just haven't found a good way to keep the head above water while asleep. Maybe this is 1/4 baked. I wish I could vote twice for your idea, as I had forgotten mine. : -) |
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Baked? I've been in several saltwater swimming pools - salty enough to be noticeably buoyant. |
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