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This place is turning into the Hatchery ! + |
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Of course according to zeno's paradox, he (she) can be half born, then three-quarters born, then 7/8 born, but can never actually fully be born (poor mommy!) |
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Some mothers are like that .... just can't let go .... |
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Congratulations! Sorry, can't think of anything witty. |
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I just noticed people were bunning this. |
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Not that I don't think birth is amazing, as an idea it's a bit baked, but I don't want to offend. |
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Maybe we should start putting their names down at birth. |
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prediction: late night postings will increase. |
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Prediction: late night postings will be of erratic quality, display poor spelling and grammar, and show an obsession with counteracting the effects of sleep deprivation. |
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Congratulations on the arrival of mini-ze! |
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8th - will there ever be a 9th? |
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"the die is cast" -- shouldn't that be "extruded"? |
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Congratulations. And thanks for letting us know. A bun, no longer in the oven. |
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Et tu, zeno? Congrats to you and yours. |
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Hooray! More babies! Well done [zeno] and many felicitations. Mine came home from hospital last night. I slept between three and six. |
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three and six people? that's a crowded bed! |
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Sleep, whenever you can... and don't equate screaming (of child, at least) with the end of the world. They're pretty robust, sometimes you can leave them to get on with it. |
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Oh, and don't listen to any advice, especially not from people you've never met. Congratulations. |
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Slept between 3 and 6, I know the feeling. Sleep deprivation is countered by happiness. |
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Congrats! (Don't we need 2 1/2 buns to symbolize Mom, Dad and Baby?) + |
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Aargh! More babies! 'Not the happy, cuddle club'? I fear that there has been far too much happy cuddling going on and the 'bakery tagline is becoming increasingly redundant. |
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Don't worry, [DrBob]; just wait until the bundles of joy are old enough to type in their first solecism, and the straight-edge razors will be out in no time ;) |
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"From the video: The four F's are: feeding, fighting, fleeing and sexual behaviour."
zeno, Oct 18 2007 |
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You had time to spare, Eh? |
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I think the title should read "Alea jacta est + 9 months". |
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Congrats on the new little baker. |
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"I never knew you had it in you!"
"I never knew I had it in me!"
Hearty Congratulations |
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BTW, Merriam-Webster Online dictionary suggest " An entry has been found" ...which is clearly the case.
Wikiwords suggests that "The Dice have already been tossed".. Yup!, betting on Monopoly doesn't help either.
Enjoy the linked definitions!. |
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