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1. Could it be that these aliens, so invested in the
human
race, are finally coming back to prevent our imminent
destruction? That was Giorgio Tsoukalos opinion.
2. Could the reason be more prosaic? We hear that UB's
five year struggle with the Australian Patent Bureau is
over, and, in
the patent judges' immortal words, "prior
art,
my arse".
3. jutta is selling to Facebook but must demonstrate
more
"engagement", thus the resurrection of ancient userids.
4. He has risen. Duh.
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Cryptic. Assumed to be lacking in sufficient information or some kind of secret signal to the Illuminati. |
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He came back to read all the NEW taglines!! |
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Yes, dear. We know. They're lovely. |
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Concur with [Ling]. As much as I'm pleased to see a
baker return after an ideas hiatus, particularly
[UnaBubba], it does irk me that so many ideas'
annotations are rendered nonsensical* when a baker
deletes their account. Stick around this time, hey
fella? |
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G'day maaaayte. <in shocking faux Aussie accent> |
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// annotations are rendered nonsensical // |
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Ahh, you're just sore that he 'cheesed your masterpiece. |
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Which, by the way, and I cannot say this enough, is a true
masterpiece. I shit laughter just thinking about it
sometimes. |
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I for one am ecstatic about the return of my buddy
bubba. Yay! |
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It was Easter... what else was I to do? |
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This is not the origin of the screw like rabbits phrase?
I don't know, I'm not a native English speaker :) |
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That would be [UnaBunny], I imagine? |
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Psst, [Alterother], first copy, _then_ paste. |
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// UB is back. What does this portend? // |
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"If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face ... forever." |
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Now, look up, and check out whos foot the boot is on ... |
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We shall meet in a place where there is no darkness. |
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You'll have nowhere to hide, there, [8th]. |
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Just keep walking down that white corridor, [UB]. The bullet will be entering your brain any moment ... |
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<focuses scope on [UB]'s buttocks, takes aim> |
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I always figured you blew things up because you
couldn't shoot for shit, [8]. |
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Who could miss a target that big, though ? |
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It's still smaller than some egos... which may also be
full of shit. |
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It should be safe for bubba now that the hordes of lurking boners seem to be gone. |
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It's been a long time since I last saw a decent boner,
[rcarty]. Age wearies us all, my friend. |
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Don't be so hard on yourself. |
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I should know better than to argue with idiots. They
simply bring you down to their level then trounce
you with experience. |
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Nearly 23 million of 'em, at the last official count ... |
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// first copy, _then_ paste. // |
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I am sure I have no idea to what you are referring. I am
quite meticulous in my cuttings and pastings. |
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Shit, [8th], that's more than a third of your
population. Why don't you come and live here? We
bundle ours up and send them to live in the UK,
neatly improving the average IQ of both countries. |
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We'd allow you to do the same, by settling here. I
assume you're of above average intelligence, or you'd
have blown yourself up by now. |
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This is a wonderful motivation to actually create ideas that are pleasant n fun rather than just Techno Strong
thinking....... |
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a giant piece of fabric unfurls, saying something welcoming. fortunately there are photovoltaic fabric wigglers that keep the unfurled fabric wiggling once unfurled thus more people notice it, thus are more welcoming, more often |
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