Substitute teacher and caretaker to an incontinent dachshund, two big dogs, one large cat and one little cat.

Trying to get my ideas built and profitable.

Trying to get a real computer again, so I can write on a keyboard.

I tend to favor serious ideas written well. Clever twists, presented well, will get a croissant from me, but obvious unworkabilities will have to be amusing.

To me, an idea has to give at least half of the method to make something, or address at least half of the problems that a new invention will face. That's why this is the Halfbakery.