Some favourite quotes:
"motorised zips and penises, not a good combination"
— rambling_sid, Dec 24 2004
"helicopters are certainly mechanical balloons"
— mylodon, Jul 14 2019
"It's entirely possible that that's what I'm saying. Unfortunately, I'm not smart enough to know for sure. However, if it turns out to be a clever idea then yes, that's definitely what I'm saying."
— MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2019
"We have several witlesses sir. They're trying to draw a picture of the suspect but they keep eating the crayons and dancing like Teletubbies."
— bungston, May 29 2016
Best anno’s:
Obsessive-Compulsive Pedestrian's GPS