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Maybe pair of black Oxfords, or oxblood brogues if you’re
the country type, with a handy combination of tools built
into the sole/heel. Compact and discreet, will
complement
your suit, and provide the means to Hotwire a car/de-
fuse
a bomb/change a fuse... when necessary. Kevlar
shoelaces
included.
Might mean I can find my F**ing tools when needed
around the house.
Half Baked
https://www.youtube...watch?v=CNOWULGnH_8
Rosa Klebb's Shoe [Skewed, Nov 07 2019, last modified Nov 08 2019]
Fully Baked
https://www.youtube...watch?v=TNfu8baKkrI
Swiss army knife included. [Skewed, Nov 08 2019]
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Your tools are on your utility belt. |
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Swiss Army Boots are Baked & WKTE, but disappointingly are nothing more than very good quality army boots. |
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//Might mean I can find my F**ing tools when needed around the house.// |
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//Your tools are on your utility belt.// |
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Option 3 : a bedroom dresser in the living room near the hallway, devoted mostly to items/tools, commonly in the "where the hell is my..." class : nail-clippers, hairbrush, spare lighters, tea-candles for blackouts, miniLED flashlights, needle-nosed pliers, tweezers, visegrips, can-opener, WD-40, duct-tape, crappy multi-head screwdriver, etc. Also contains the junk drawer(s). |
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Doesn't match the rest of the furniture on so many levels. Drives Ms. OCD S.Otter batshit. |
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I've considered building/purchasing a more aesthetically congruous storage solution, but... "Drives Ms. ...". |
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// I can find my F**ing tools when needed around the house//
If you need tools to F**, you're doing it wrong. |
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You really have no idea on how much fun you're missing out on, [MB]. |
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[FT]... option 3, we also have a “Drawer of
Random Usefulness”, but it appears to have a
special property of transmuting pliers,
screwdrivers and adjustable spanners into nail
clippers, chopsticks and unknown attachments for
kitchen implements. |
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//you're doing it wrong// |
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A little empathy for c3po, please! |
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//utility belt//...//fun// |
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<Wonders if the same shop will sell Swiss Army Socks/> |
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