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There are companies that will rent you a desk/pod from
which to work. Theyll provide network connection, power,
a desk, and facilities.
Lots of large corporations are reducing their costs by
reducing the buildings/floors they rent as office space, by
increasing hot-desking - in their rented
buildings.
My job largely comprises: emails; meetings; tel-confs;
writing/updating reports
I propose an outdoor space which provides all the facilities
you need for your job: connectivity, power, shelter from
weather, loos and coffee.
So. I sit in a beautiful green space, surrounded by
birdsong, working away. Emails, connectivity, coffee from
a passing cycle-espresso-vendor.
The idea: a park or outdoor space providing all the
facilities required to do a days office work, but without
the office. Connectivity, power, shelter from the weather,
loos, coffee.
And more time outside: physically and mentally better
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
http://www.google.c...ecVFRERhP-fJsNP5IUK Tom Lehrer. Sheer genius. [8th of 7, Oct 02 2019]
Not relevant, but geniuser
https://www.youtube...watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs [MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 02 2019]
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Connectivity: mobile internet device |
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shelter from the weather: umbrella |
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loos: empty bottle, or dedicated device |
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If it's a //park or outdoor space//, how does it provide shelter
from the weather? |
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Tensile fabric canopies to keep the rain off mostly, carefully placed planting <shrubbery> to shelter from the wind. Timber-built shelter-pods... |
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Count ? You've always said you're a viscount up to now. Have you been upgraded ? |
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Besides, we're sure your brother always calls you a "c... maybe we misheard ... |
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Ideal for combining the necessary evil of "work" with the joyous entertainment of Poisoning Pigeons In The Park ... <link> |
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If the "shelter" were a camouflaged hide, it would allow the occupant(s) to indulge in a little vermin removal; squirrels, rats, politicians ... |
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//Have you been upgraded ?// I saved all the box-tops and
sent them in with the money. |
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... or more accurately, "I instructed the servants to save the box tops and then had them send them in with some money that I stole or obtained fraudulently from someone else". |
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Using your own money is rather less likely than you stabbing your own eyes out with a blunt pencil. |
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//Not relevant, but geniuser// |
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<Thinking outside outside> We just have to make sure the meal, we call Earth, is ruined and not able to be harvested. </Thinking outside outside>
But I don't think reverting blue cheese back to it's original constituents is possible somehow. |
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There's bound to be a politician somewhere who will promise you that, if you'll only vote for them ... |
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It certainly was not fraud! [MaxwellBuchanan]'s recent delivery of orphan tongues was well-packaged, arrived on time, and was precisely as described in the ad. DNA test pending. |
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Another satisfied customer. Sometimes, I wake up and look in
the mirror and think "How lucky it is that I'm around." |
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