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I've no business being in Yoker

[Jan 24 2001, last modified Oct 31 2021]

3D Michael Jackson Face Jigsaw (+12, -5)
4 x 100m Sack Race (+8, -1)
Abraham Lincoln's Magnetic Chin Curtain (+9, -1)
Acronym Vocable Barbershop (+3, -1)
Anti-European Literature (+2, -2)
Aphasic Literature Virus (+9, -2)
Arse Crampons (+6)
Autistic Theatre Company (+6, -6)
Baby Leg Sideburns (+11, -3)
Bagpipe Vending Machine (+22, -5)
Bath Plaque Dye (+13, -2)
Bathetic Movie Edits (+6)
Bin Gun (+3)
Black Pudding Making Ballet Shoes (+12, -9)
Bleeding Bodywork (+6, -2)
Blood Glory Hole (+18, -3)
Broccoli Epaulets (+12, -1)
Bus Full of Flies (+12, -5)
Candle Chess (+12, -2)
Capability Brown's Abraham Lincoln Spirit Level (+31, -2)
Celebrity-Music Shoehorning Game (+34, -6)
Charity Mugger British Bulldogs (+5, -4)
Chillumination (+14, -2)
Cig Graffiti (+3, -7)
Circle of Meat (+8, -4)
Class Signifier Family Feud/Fortunes (+1, -1)
Click Notch Foam Squirt (+15, -2)
Clockwork Orange Plotter (+10)
Cobblers On Stilts (+5, -7)
Commuter Lungs (+14, -2)
Competitive Mixtaping (+10, -3)
Contrarian Party (+4, -3)
Corporate Embassies (+2)
Corporatisation of Politics (-1)
Cough Burp Fart Sonata (+3, -6)
Crayon Printer (+7, -4)
Creeping Paranoia Prank Programme (+9, -6)
Cud Stopper (+6, -2)
Dastardly Fussy Stereo (+19, -2)
Dead Words Dictionary (+31, -3)
Definitional Depth Metric (+3)
Digital Picture Frame Oscillator (+9, -2)
Djoser Soccer (+2)
Dogs Staring At Toddlers (+12, -4)
Drift Bubble Pop Table (+5, -1)
Drop Gusset Rotatopants (+4, -2)
Dynamic Stamp (+1, -1)
El Kabong's Wookiee Lol Party (+2)
Explodabowl (+13, -2)
Exposition Excision (+3, -1)
Fabergé Peanut (+17, -6)
Face Transplantee Blackhead Extruder Plate (+11, -3)
Face Transplantee Programmable Iron Filing Beard Plate (+5, -1)
Facebook Murders (+4, -1)
Fake Plastic Trees (+17, -3)
Fat man on a bridge ammunition (+8, -1)
Fish Lifter (+2)
Fishophone (+6, -2)
Flaming Fury Brolly (+13, -1)
Flip-flopping Pavlovian Populace (+8, -3)
Freesheet Pre-Reader (+5, -1)
Fruit Chute (+9, -1)
Gamer's Decompression (+38, -1)
Geta Cats (+4, -5)
Global Debt Tombola (+1, -1)
Graduated Prose Style Taxonomy (+7)
Grand Theft Auto: Erectile Dysfunction (+14, -1)
Gravel Moat (+3, -1)
Gritter Modification (+13, -1)
Haemorrhoid Barre (+3, -1)
Hair Toothpaste (+4, -9)
Hallucinogenic Sunburn Relief Verruca Socks (+15, -4)
Handclap Targeting Thatcher Hovercraft (+7, -3)
Happy Hatstand (+8, -2)
Haunted Bog Brush (+13, -5)
Hog Nose Bell (+7)
Hokey Cokey Recursion Death March (+7, -3)
Hooked on Hold! (+3)
Hope Quotient (+2)
Hover Cot (+10, -1)
Ice Pubes (+3, -7)
Independence Celebration Long Stop (+1, -1)
Industrial Food Manufacturing Teppanyaki Restaurant (+4, -1)
Jimmy Shand's Bendybus (+11, -1)
Jinbish (+78)
Kayak Shower Safety Wellytops (+6, -2)
Kilt Coil (+2)
Labyrinthine Marriage Bureaucracy (+17, -2)
Laser Potty (+3)
Legislative Sculpture (+7)
Liquid Nitrogen Lawn Mowing Service (+9, -1)
Littler England (+3, -3)
Magnetophonic Tesla Coil Bowls (+10, -1)
Mechanical Redialer (+8, -1)
Mime Creation (+2, -3)
Multidirectional Disco Globe (+2)
Musical Photo Booth (+12, -1)
Mystery Men, Inc. (+9, -1)
Narwhal Wedding Ring Toss (+9, -2)
Neon Wedding Dancefloor Asteroids (+13, -2)
New Book Perfume (+16, -1)
Newscaster Handover Conversation Termination (+6, -2)
No More Tears Sticking Plaster (+1, -1)
Odometer Serendipitous Pattern Secrecy Device (+3)
Office Collision Avoidance Cards (+3, -1)
Ouroboros Leech (+8, -3)
Panda Corporation (+7, -3)
Pareidolia Photocopier (+7)
Passchendaele Granola Yoghurt (+1, -2)
Peanut Butter and Cheese Sandwich CD Carry Case (+26, -1)
Pen Man (+2, -2)
Pianow (+9, -1)
Pigeon Power (+7, -5)
Pizza Pizza Crust (+6)
Plagiaristic Films (+30, -3)
Pneumatic Seal (+4)
Pointy Graboid Armhandle (+1, -1)
Posh Boy Tennis Net (+1, -1)
Pram Cowcatcher (+5, -1)
Pylon Painter's Exoskeleton (+5, -1)
Random Video Store (+8, -3)
Reality Management Consultancy Secrets Police (+3)
Rectum Septum (+5, -6)
Redactomatic (+3)
Redistributed Distributed Surveillance State (-1)
Robert Shields Re-enactment (+4)
Robot-fu (+10, -3)
Roomba Shaver (+4)
Samurai Government (+7, -3)
Scab Beard (+9, -11)
Scissors Paper Stone Earworm Crowd Sort (+9, -2)
Scratch & Sniff Before & After Deodorant Ads (+6, -3)
Scrotum Thurible (+3, -1)
Secondary Source Hypertext Commentary Novel (+5, -1)
Secret Boggle (+12, -1)
Sell Ventolin To Injecting Drug Users (+1, -4)
Sex Stopwatch (+4, -3)
Sloth In A Box (+14, -1)
Smarty Pants (+1, -1)
Smeared Online Identity (+3)
Snap-On Shopping Trolley Handle (+15, -1)
Soap Disfigurement Drop Squad (+3)
Sock Donner (+17, -1)
Sortable Hotel (+3, -1)
Soup Rally (+13, -1)
Staged Mutiny Cruise (+13, -1)
Starchy Fun Pub (+6)
Sweetcorn Lifejackets (+8, -3)
Synchronised Indicators (+14, -3)
Talksicals (+6, -2)
Technological Retardation for Endangered Species Hunting (+9, -1)
Thatched Shoes (+11, -1)
The Easiest Quiz Show In The World (+4, -2)
The Gustmatic Midgewig (+17, -2)
The Nobleman's Cloak (+4)
The Parties: Where Are They Now? (+10, -1)
The Sexuality Compass (+2)
Thoroughgoing approach to earth's destruction (+3, -3)
Thread Visualisation (+2)
Tie Fountain (+33)
Tilt-o-Matic Static Car Treadmill (+2)
Ting Tong Ping Pong (+21, -2)
Total Non Sequitur (+4, -1)
Trainspotter Spotting (+41, -4)
Trepanation Valve (+36, -4)
Trident Shooting Desk (+5, -1)
Trumpolining (+3)
Twin Axes Symmetropants (+8, -4)
Two Way Monitor (+4, -3)
Underwear Orientation Compliance Pole (+4, -13)
University of Housework (+26, -5)
Waveform Grill Tray (+5, -1)
Weaning Baby Monitor (+1, -1)
Weeble Suction Cups (+6, -2)
Windsor Snake (+10, -1)
Xylophone Cupboard Microballet (+11, -1)
Zip Tie Lamppost Dog Chew (+7, -3)
Zombie Jesus Advent Calendar (+2, -2)

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