Map classic arcade game asteroids onto the none-more crowded and erratic area that is the wedding reception dancefloor, by means of giving happy couple a light gun and the remainder of dancers lightgun sensing neonlit hats, brooches, sgianan dubha etc.

If an asteroid couple are hit by a light gun shot, they separate into mini asteroids/singletons. Continue until married couple are last on dancefloor or are hit. At which point, spaceship status passes to bestman and heid bridesmaid.

Staggering drunken lech uncle qualifies for flying saucer attack status.
-- calum, Oct 11 2004

(?) Asteroids http://www.neave.com/games/asteroids/
for the 80s impaired. [calum, Oct 11 2004]

The Straight Dope on Duck Hunt http://www.straight...columns/010511.html
[calum, Oct 12 2004]

[calum] are you recently bretrothed?
-- neilp, Oct 12 2004


It's funny 'cause it's true.
-- Nontaigne, Oct 12 2004


Make Duck Hunt repleat with dog, and I'll buy a franchise ...
-- Letsbuildafort, Oct 12 2004


[neilp], nope. Just attended a wedding at a venue which had a dancefloor only marginally larger in surface area than a four tesselated Bird's Eye Potato Waffles. Still, a good time was had by all, except those who felt the awesome impact of my drunk robot Dashing White Sargeant pas de bas alternative.
-- calum, Oct 12 2004


Neon wedding decaffenator on steroids?
-- pashute, Nov 12 2012



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