Exactly the same as a standard harlequin-patterned jack-in-the-box, except that when the box is opened (by whatever mechanism is bestest), rather than a bignosed clown, nothing pops up and wobbles at yer because the sloth inside is having a good auld kip.-- calum, Jun 04 2009 The LeaveMeAloneBox http://www.youtube....watch?v=RMGJB410Ccs [fridge duck, Jun 04 2009] Bagpuss yawning... http://www.youtube....=GKcExMa0Dhk#t=2m0s(Bagpuss was a UK kids tv program, made in 1974) [Jinbish, Jun 04 2009] Sometimes slothful... http://www.youtube....watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg [daseva, Jun 04 2009] Hey you guys! http://jeffblind.co...ow-021108-sloth.jpgCan't believe I didn't think of this earlier... [Jinbish, Jun 05 2009] "Most sloths have difficulty surviving when in captivity outside of their natural range because they cannot fight off new diseases or adapt to a colder climate." http://www.sloth-world.org/I find that there's something strangely comforting about the existence of a web site called "Sloth World". [DrBob, Jun 05 2009] Bough-in-a -box http://img30.images...844/boughinabox.jpg [zen_tom, Jun 05 2009] Brilliant +-- blissmiss, Jun 04 2009 Throw in a Bagpuss-esque yawn too.-- Jinbish, Jun 04 2009 well as long as the lid doesn't pop open +, as that is the part of the process that unravels me.-- dentworth, Jun 04 2009 Jack.... hello! - Oh never mind, the moment has passed - again! +-- xenzag, Jun 04 2009 Maybe he could "pop" out reaaaally slowly in his little harlequin jammies.-- nomocrow, Jun 04 2009 You should get Justin Timberlake to help market it. <linky>-- daseva, Jun 04 2009 Sloth + anything = awesome!-- simonj, Jun 04 2009 And then there are the six follow-on products: Envy in a box, gluttony in a box...and my personal favourite Lust in a box.-- coprocephalous, Jun 05 2009 Gluttony: a cake on a spring Greed: a $-labelled bag, bobbing and weaving from your grasp Wrath: a boxing glove, to wallop you in the pus, Warner Bros style Envy: um, Iago? Pride: a mirror Lust: daseva's link, I think!-- calum, Jun 05 2009 Can I have a moth in a box please?
When you open the lid, a milky moon is suspended above the cavity, around which the pet moth is encouraged to flit.
Later, it might be cool to insinuate Robert Smith into a box and see how that turns out.-- zen_tom, Jun 05 2009 Also in this box, is there a glass vial of cyanide which will be broken by a mechanism triggered by the decay of a radioactive isotope which has a 50% probability of decaying within time T?-- hippo, Jun 05 2009 random, halfbakery