Double up the concertina bendy bus elbow such that it not only allows cornering but also contains air compressed by such cornering. By means of well-placed buttons and valves, the passengers can create their own diverting accordion ditties and reels, thus alleviating the emotional catalepsis typical of intra-city commuting.-- calum, Jan 05 2011 Jimmy Shand http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_ShandScotland's national badass [calum, Jan 05 2011] Accordion Bendy Bus http://www.insidetr...m/london-bendy-bus#sadly not baked. [calum, Jan 05 2011] Whatever next? A fiddlers' rally?-- Jinbish, Jan 05 2011 Half a bun for the idea, plus half a bun for "catalepsis". [+]-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2011 I like "Bendybus".-- blissmiss, Jan 05 2011 What a damned good idea!-- DrBob, Jan 05 2011 A bun for Jimmy Shand.-- baconbrain, Jan 05 2011 Bendybun.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 05 2011 random, halfbakery