This device is designed to clip to a policeperson's "utility belt" to stand alongside the handcuffs and radio as essential police issue.
The outer casing is made from hard wearing, robust plastic - with the option of kevlar for those that require high-spec, bullet proof doughnut protection.
Opening up like a clam, the inside is a smooth non-stick surface to minimize any loss of precious icing during removal of tasty snack.-- Jinbish, Jan 30 2005 Doughnut http://images.googl...k/images?q=doughnutI could really do with one of these right now... [Jinbish, Jan 30 2005, last modified Feb 04 2010] Banana Lunchbox http://www.bananasaver.com/reminds me of this; also good for croissants [FarmerJohn, Jan 30 2005] (?) Banana Pouch Banana_20Pouchby mr, um, ehh, no, it's gone. [calum, Jan 30 2005] +-- cuckoointherye, Jan 30 2005 hehe - love it-- benfrost, Jan 30 2005 Heh, ...[+]-- skinflaps, Jan 30 2005 Aww, you mean these wouldn't be available for civilians? :(-- phundug, Jan 31 2005 So many buns, yet so few annos! How does this happen?
[+]-- MikeD, Feb 04 2010 what's not to love?-- po, Apr 28 2011 so... nothing to do with haemorrhoids then...-- FlyingToaster, Apr 28 2011 Will it be considererd non lethal?-- pashute, May 01 2011 (Commonwealth snobbery) Bun just for spelling 'doughnut' correctly. [+].-- spidermother, May 01 2011 "To Protect and Serve".-- FlyingToaster, Aug 13 2012 //what's not to love?//...That same sentiment could be applied in memoriam to the author, as well. It's nice to see this concise idea resurrected and honored.-- jurist, Aug 13 2012 Attaches to a utility belt?
Holey pastry, Batman!-- Loris, Aug 13 2012 the banana pouch people should be criminalized/ persecuted/ ignored/ marginalized whatever... for missing the opportunity to call it 'BananaArmour '-- bs0u0155, Aug 13 2012 Cops out here get 90,000 + per year. They can afford to throw out damaged donuts.-- bob, Mar 30 2014 I asked a cop once; He said it was because doughnut shops have great coffee.-- Voice, Mar 31 2014 [bs0] - it's times like this I really wish you could bun annos.-- Custardguts, Mar 31 2014 Why are donuts popping up everywhere? Its Passover cleanup time, and donuts are not allowed!-- pashute, Apr 01 2014 random, halfbakery