-- infidel, Jul 01 2011 Trouser_20Wig outside wear version.... fully illustrated!! [xenzag, Jul 02 2011] I am not sure where to start with this. So +-- bungston, Jul 02 2011 I am too afraid to think of starting...not that I ever saw any 1970's porn mind you..-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 02 2011 It's just a click away.-- rcarty, Jul 02 2011 Isn't this just a merkin?-- mouseposture, Jul 02 2011 I'm on some freaky wave-length here, as this morning I woke up thinking about a *hair bra*...I'll have to bun this for the sake of waking up to your brainwaves... Not that I want a hairy chest, mind you, but some women might...-- xandram, Jul 02 2011 So, not like a penitent's hair shirt, then?-- pertinax, Jul 02 2011 You're right. This idea combines a merkin with a hair shirt. It's beyond bad. [+]-- mouseposture, Jul 02 2011 Would it be edible?-- nineteenthly, Jul 02 2011 /a penitent's/ A crafty macramologist could use this technique to produce a penitent. Center pole not included.-- bungston, Jul 02 2011 You can eat hair if you really want, [19th]. Personally, I spit it out.-- infidel, Jul 03 2011 I sometimes think i must have a bezoar.-- nineteenthly, Jul 03 2011 why? awfuk imho.-- po, Jul 03 2011 //I sometimes think i must have a bezoar.// You could sell it on eBay.-- mouseposture, Jul 03 2011 random, halfbakery