nineteenthly

I was never the man I used to be.

zerothly at gmail.com

Oh, by the way:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040404132024/http://www.halfbakery.com/user/grayure

There's also this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly

[May 25 2004, last modified Feb 11 2017]

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Annual child lacquering (+13, -2)
Anti-litigious multiple enclaved microstate (+1, -6)
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Arecibo Telescope Message Custard Cream (+1)
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Ask Robots To Take Over The World (+3, -1)
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If Wales was flattened out... (+5)
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TV Licence as subsidy for gyms (-1)
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Two thousand glyph script for Southern English English (+3, -6)
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Weather Review (+2)
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Who else is awake? (+8, -1)
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