A patisserie or cafe which sells a crescent-shaped croissant at a certain time, which increases in plumpness every day, becoming hemispherical, then an oblate spheroid, then a sphere, then reverses the gamut and sells no croissants at all one day per month, according to the phases of the Moon. The spherical croissant has a map of the Moon embossed on it and the crescent-shaped ones have a few barely discernible crumbs whose visibility depends on the weather in nearby oceans.
-- nineteenthly, Jul 27 2014

This is a beautiful, moving tribute to the bakery. Love it. +
-- blissmiss, Jul 27 2014


Thanks [bliss].
-- nineteenthly, Jul 28 2014


You could make this a daily meal plan by adding a complementary piece of cheese to the other side of the plate.
-- pocmloc, Jul 28 2014


[+] wonderful!
-- xandram, Jul 28 2014


...with appropriately-placed tiny specks of chocolate on them to mark the Apollo landing sites.
-- hippo, Jul 28 2014


No croissants one day per month? Okay then, I'll have two of your pretzelcoatls and one rosetta-scone to go please.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 28 2014


Sp. "Pretzelcoatl"

(The Aztec God of Salty Snacks)
-- 8th of 7, Jul 28 2014


Fixed.
...and flying off the shelves.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 28 2014



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