and adventurist

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woman

Pisces

New England

oh yeah~~~~~vodka

xandram<ta>verizon.net

"Everything you can imagine is real"

"Art washes from the soul the dust of everday life"

Pablo Picasso

"All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together."

Jack Kerouac

I stumbled into the halfbakery by accident. I love all that I read here. {I haven't yet met anyone here, but hope to someday.}

Edit on Oct. 22, 2006 Met four wonderful halfbakers and looking forward to meeting more. (sartep, NotTheSharpestSpoon, shz and jhomrighaus)

March 10,2007 Met a few more great 'bakers and talked to po on the phone from the Temple of Dendur in the Met. (NYC Chilly Con) (DrCurry, teatotal, egbert, and jhomrighaus again)

*Any seemingly incorrect usage of punctuation or the English language itself (or any other language) falls under my Rights of Freedom of Speech, though I will try to correct misspelled words.

In case you' like to contact me xandram at verizon.net

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aeolian earrings (+20, -1)
Aeolian Sailboats (+32, -2)
Agent 008 of Seven (+9)
Alien Barbershop (+14, -2)
Animal-Shaped Luggage & Carousel Ride (+7, -1)
awareness raising tails (+8)
B. Churn (+7)
Baby Booty Bakeware (+4, -3)
BaconGram (+16, -4)
Bagpipe Bubble Blower (+19, -1)
'Bakery Bound (+5, -1)
Bakin' Care of Business (+12, -3)
Barefoot in the Park (+12, -1)
Bewitching [jutta] (+11)
bird's nest bowls (+8, -1)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2011 (+9)
boutonnière dispenser (+9)
Brief Notes (+5, -1)
burka hurdle jumpers (+5)
Cakehenge (+15, -1)
cap shoes (+11, -1)
carat on a stick (+4)
champagne shoes (+2)
Chia garland (+8, -1)
Chippendale Monks (+4)
Clamping Dance Training Shoes (+6, -1)
Cloud Lines (+5, -3)
Coat of Scales (+11, -3)
Coleoptera Bouffant (+10)
confetti suit (+21)
Continental Crackers (+26, -1)
Conversation Waffles (+25, -3)
crab cart (+18, -2)
Crambo Court (+4)
crumb chute (+9)
Daisy Clock (+12)
deodorant pistols (+34, -2)
DNA snowglobe (+6, -1)
Don't Let Me Bake Misunderstood (+6, -3)
dragonflyers (+13, -1)
Drive-Thru Toast (+29, -3)
Explode-a-Shot (+29, -1)
Fimobile Outfitters (+11, -4)
Fingerprint corn maze (+8)
flying carpet cleaners (+7, -1)
for women mostly (+12, -1)
FuBongTon (+5, -3)
Furl-Unfurl (+8, -1)
galaxy swizzle stick (+7)
Gardens of Babylon Awnings (+6, -1)
Gavel-Stein (+7, -4)
glittervator (+14, -2)
Grill Hat (+18)
half thinking cap (+12, -1)
Hanzi Playground (+10)
helium hammock (+7, -3)
Hover-Hookah (+7, -3)
human buoys (+8, -2)
In-Store Psychic (+12, -2)
"Is that a cat turd on your lapel?" (+14, -1)
it moved (+28, -1)
it moved, too (+15)
Kama Sutra gummies (+9)
Kama Sutra Topiary Garden (+28, -2)
Klearchup (+27, -3)
Knick~Knack Hats (+5, -5)
Kobudo Farming (+7, -2)
Lava Crock (+9)
Lose Me in the Sky (with diamonds) (+14, -1)
Made In Mouth (+36)
Mouse Ruffle (+3)
My Favorite Things (+22, -1)
(naked) Playboy Bunny Bagpipe Parade (+8, -3)
Name-A-Grain (+11, -4)
Neutrino Detector Birthday Party (+5)
nice new tag-lines (+7)
Not opposite day (+6, -3)
OctoPie (+12, -1)
Operating Room Souvenir Tablecloth (+17, -9)
orrery fondue set (+9)
Pandora Meets Schrödinger (+15)
Park-Kit (+5)
pastry cigarette (+5, -5)
pastry scented petrol stations (+9, -6)
PeanutButter Street (+7, -3)
Piñhatas (+17, -1)
piano roll exercise bike (+8)
pizza trampoline wrestling (+7, -3)
Pleasure Chest (+10)
Plexiglass Divider Art Show (+9)
Police Issued Foam Fingers (+12)
Pope and President (+10)
Pope Peeps (+6)
Pucker up (+20, -1)
Pushy Cake (+12, -2)
Raptor Lines (+6, -2)
raw~bar bakery (+13, -1)
Re-enactment of Bed-In for Peace (+7, -4)
Restaurant Kitchen Hockey (+3, -10)
Restless Leg Syndrome Dance Club (+8, -2)
RIP Roger Moore (+15, -1)
Roadside Coffee Table (+5)
Robo Calls World Fair (+4)
roll box (+14)
Ruler with a small hand (+6)
sensory semaphores (+4, -2)
shoefortunedispenser (+4, -1)
Sky-Tac-Toe (+6)
Sloop UB (+10)
smoking Vatican toaster (+10)
Snorechestra (+17)
soap handles (+8)
spinach toothpaste (+8, -1)
Standardize a five pack (+7)
Sunflower Seed Feeder (+8, -1)
Super Hero Saloon and Salon (+5)
Swimming with Chainsaws (+5, -6)
Tail lights for cats (+6)
Tear Apart the World (+34, -1)
Temple D'Emoticons (+9, -2)
teppanyaki chef puppets (+6)
The Michelangelo Button (+6, -1)
The P.A.M.Shoppe (+7, -1)
the unseen gallery (+15)
toe spurs brush cutter (+3, -1)
TopographicWear (+5)
Tour BusPool (+7, -3)
weather wigs (+8, -1)
Wheels of Light (+6)
Whirling Dervish Factory (+6, -2)

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