A toaster crafted in the shape of the Vatican building with beautiful detail on both sides. In between the slots for the bread is a small chamber containing some *fog juice* (atomized glycol),that when heated by the elements will produce a small puff of white smoke to be emitted when the toast is done to perfection. (According to your favorite setting.) The toast should pop out and land on a lovely red, cloth napkin.-- xandram, Aug 11 2010 Desktop Vatican Desktop_20VaticanWe have a solution [DenholmRicshaw, Aug 11 2010] Holy Toast http://www.firebox....oly-Toast?src_t=smePray it works for you ... [8th of 7, Aug 11 2010] Excellent.... I can also think of a particularly evil alternative, that I will keep totally to myself.
(aside - I applied for position as Pope, but they declined my offer, though they said they would keep my details on file.)-- xenzag, Aug 11 2010 +
An obvious next step for the faithful user of Vatican inspired goods.
See shameless self plug linky.-- DenholmRicshaw, Aug 11 2010 An ideal accessory would be the Virgin Mary Toast Press.
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[+]-- 8th of 7, Aug 11 2010 Combining the Vatican with infernal heat--that would appeal to a certain segment.-- ldischler, Aug 11 2010 Those guys at the Vatican must be smoking something. Have you *seen* what they wear?-- baconbrain, Aug 11 2010 I would think they could be making this toast whilst they are voting on the new pope- it might take their minds off those clothes they have to wear. (Those sleeves make excellent face wipers, in the event of too much butter.)-- xandram, Aug 12 2010 Habemus panem crescentiformum.-- LoriZ, Aug 12 2010 Habemus Pope Tart.-- LoriZ, Aug 12 2010 // Pope Tart //
You gotta post that ...-- 8th of 7, Aug 13 2010 oh yeah- Pope Tart- why didn't I think of that?? good one! shucks!-- xandram, Aug 13 2010 As long as we are churning Vatican ideas....-- xandram, Feb 13 2013 random, halfbakery