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Toast is usually made in a toaster.
Said device produces toast by heating the exterior surfaces of bread until chemical reactions take place in the surface layer.
These reactions are known as Mallard reactions and are named named after the famous coal burning railway engine, since the reactions
are related to burning and combustion and happen at high speeds, and cause delight.
However this is n inefficient and old-fashioned method of producing toast.
Spray toast means you do not need a toaster.
Take one slice of bread, and simply spray evenly on both sides with the can of spray toast. The can produces a fine spray of chemical mists and solvents which consist of the products of mallard reactions scraped from the inside of coal furnaces. The solvents help the ingredients to mist and also give a slightly fragrance to the finished toast.
After waiting for a minute or two for the solvents to evaporate the toast can now be fed to ducks or children as usual.
Next up: spray bread. Spray bread is a foaming emulshion of flour paste and other unlikely additives. When sprayed on a playte it foams up and auto-levels. After a few minutes the solvents evaporate leaving a reasonably convincing bread substitute. This can be finished by spraying with spray toast for a truly amazing breakfast. If you also have spray butter and spray marmalade you can produce an entire balanced diet using a four-canister rotating spray-can magazine.
Delicious with…
_22Spravy_22_20-_20The_20Aerosol_20Gravy [hippo, Oct 26 2021]
don’t forget the spray cheese, too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_Cheese [xandram, Oct 26 2021]
Where can we get a pair of undershorts like his?!
https://www.youtube...watch?v=J_dyOxAfEzI [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 27 2021]
Cheese sputtering gun
Cheese_20sputtering_20gun [hippo, Oct 28 2021]
Spray-on clothes
Spray-on_20clothes [hippo, Oct 28 2021]
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This sounds ewwww, but if it really could work, I
would consider a bun…waiting for people smarter
than me to discuss. |
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Maillard.
But you knew that. |
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You would need to include a dessicant, and a way that the
dessicant would not dessicate the other components while still
in the spray can, and a way to get rid of the dessicant before
eating. |
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What about the spray creating an exothermic reaction, so it
ACTUALLY toasts the bread? Maybe along the lines of A-B foam
(but not toxic); spray on, it expands to cover the slice while
getting hot, wait, then peel off. |
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A pressurized canful of a chemical capable of an
exothermic reaction like that is not likely to be a
favorite of the FDA, or the fire marshall, or the ATF... |
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Anyone else having a Powdered Toast Man flashback? |
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Well I like toast too much to spray chemicals on it
so I guess I will stay neutral on this idea. May be
good for people to take camping but then again
toast and an open fire pit is really good also. |
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Why use coal furnaces? Employ a factory of small children scraping Maillard shavings off of their toasties. |
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I would like spray on Marmite. |
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Application of a thin Marmite coating to a substrate
might be better suited to a vapour deposition
method as is used in the semiconductor industry, rather
than a crude aerosol or sputtering method. Another
approach would be to
use electrostatic effects to improve the coating
efficiency, as they do when spray-painting cars (i.e. the
paint, or marmite, passes through a nozzle which
positively
charges it, and the car, or toast, is negatively charged
and so attracts the paint/marmite into every crevice). |
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Isn't that stuff banned by the EPA? |
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[a1] Clever, but my suggestion gives you an excuse to have
a Vacuum Vapour Deposition chamber in your kitchen. Just
think of all the uses you'll find for it! |
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//A pressurized canful of a chemical capable of an exothermic
reaction//Can of hairspray and a lighter? I think that would
produce the effect. |
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