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pocket shredder

 paper shredder incorporated into your trouser pocket.
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we have all been caught on occasion, out of the office and needing to shred a small document.

with this ingenious device, you just pop the paper in your pocket and the little mashing gears go straight into action. the throb of the machinery feels rather pleasant as does the warmth generated. quite nice on a cold day and not uncomfortable even in summer.

dispose of the evidence, I mean the residual waste by shaking the bottom of your trouser leg over the cats litter tray or any nearby paper bin.

—po, Aug 01 2003

(?) Pocket document incinerator http://www.bicpens.com/LTR.cfm
[FloridaManatee, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

yee-ouch! http://www.rotten.c...sex/vagina-dentata/
[mrthingy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(??) Close to it http://www.halfbake...s_20Card_20Shredder
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(??) This is what I thought you meant http://www.angelfir...0toy%20shredder.jpg
He was the bad guy on Teenage Mutant Ninja's. His name is Shredder. [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Um, if I could have it leave from my pants behind me, you have a deal. That way I could back up to a trash can.
—sartep, Aug 01 2003
   

       We've got a bleeder!
—thumbwax, Aug 01 2003
   

       Yaaaaa! Bad image.
—sartep, Aug 01 2003
   

       Dr. Whazzup: Sorry Police Detective Constable Lieutenant Sir, we couldn't find a shred of evidence.
Shearlock Homes-Sweet-Homes: Whazzup, what's that under that cat turd?
—FarmerJohn, Aug 01 2003
   

       Call Ambulance, Rebuild Kit.
—egbert, Aug 01 2003
   

       + for making me laugh with the first sentence.
—lintkeeper2, Aug 01 2003
   

       "is that a shredder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
—rbl, Aug 01 2003
   

       oh, dear. Yes, very useful. I would like one. What about fingers and cash then?
—k_sra, Aug 01 2003
   

       Hm...I take it po doesn't put her hands in her pockets very much.
—DrCurry, Aug 01 2003
   

       I put my hands in the right pockets, silly.   

       do you think there should be some sort of safety mechanism?   

       always pleased to see you rbl.
—po, Aug 01 2003
   

       You mean it's going to be right next to... sensitive areas? Hrm, I dunno.
—snarfyguy, Aug 03 2003
   

       i'll give this a croissant, but usually if i had to dispose of small amounts of paper on the move i'd just eat it. anything up to 50 sheets anyway.
—rodti, Aug 03 2003
   

       "What happened to your hands??"   

       "Well, I was playing pocket pool, and I...scratched."
—Overpanic, Aug 03 2003
   

       And I thought this would be a way to repel pocket turtles.
—Fred Sanford, Aug 03 2003
   

       you say that as if it might be the slightest bit interesting.   

       OP, you must remember to keep your hands in the right pocket, or is that the left pocket? whoops.   

       UB, I just do not believe you. what happened to all my blackmail messages? heh? heh? remember the pictures? heh?
—po, Aug 03 2003
   

       did they need a laugh?
—po, Aug 03 2003
   

       Oh dear, I thought this would be a device for shredding pockets and was about to ask why anyone would need to perform such a task.
—mecotterill, Dec 31 2008
   
      
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