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we have all been caught on occasion, out of the office and needing to shred a small document.
with this ingenious device, you just pop the paper in your pocket and the little mashing gears go straight into action. the throb of the machinery feels rather pleasant as does the warmth generated. quite
nice on a cold day and not uncomfortable even in summer.
dispose of the evidence, I mean the residual waste by shaking the bottom of your trouser leg over the cats litter tray or any nearby paper bin.
(?) Pocket document incinerator
http://www.bicpens.com/LTR.cfm
[FloridaManatee, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
yee-ouch!
http://www.rotten.c...sex/vagina-dentata/
[mrthingy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(??) Close to it
http://www.halfbake...s_20Card_20Shredder
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(??) This is what I thought you meant
http://www.angelfir...0toy%20shredder.jpg
He was the bad guy on Teenage Mutant Ninja's. His name is Shredder. [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Um, if I could have it leave from
my pants behind me, you have a
deal.
That way I could back up to a trash
can. |
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Dr. Whazzup: Sorry Police Detective Constable Lieutenant Sir, we couldn't find a shred of evidence.
Shearlock Homes-Sweet-Homes: Whazzup, what's that under that cat turd? |
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Call Ambulance, Rebuild Kit. |
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+ for making me laugh with the first sentence. |
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"is that a shredder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" |
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oh, dear. Yes, very useful. I would like one. What about fingers and cash then? |
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Hm...I take it po doesn't put her hands in her pockets very much. |
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I put my hands in the right pockets, silly. |
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do you think there should be some sort of safety mechanism? |
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always pleased to see you rbl. |
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You mean it's going to be right next to... sensitive areas? Hrm, I dunno. |
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i'll give this a croissant, but usually if i had to dispose of small amounts of paper on the move i'd just eat it. anything up to 50 sheets anyway. |
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"What happened to your hands??" |
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"Well, I was playing pocket pool, and I...scratched." |
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And I thought this would be a way to repel pocket turtles. |
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you say that as if it might be the slightest bit interesting. |
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OP, you must remember to keep your hands in the right pocket, or is that the left pocket? whoops. |
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UB, I just do not believe you. what happened to all my blackmail messages? heh? heh? remember the pictures? heh? |
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Oh dear, I thought this would be a device for shredding pockets
and was about to ask why anyone would need to perform such a
task. |
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