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One end is a screwdriver. Flathead.
At the other end is a hammer.
Regular.
Opposite the hammer is a wrench. Crescent.
It's a tool with three personalities. And a great smile.
Here she is.
http://i5.tinypic.com/157i4nn.gif
The perfect gift for Mr. &/or Ms. Fix-it. [nihilo, Jun 22 2006]
Stanley's new Fubar Hammer
http://www.stanleyt...ctional+Utility+Bar
Taking it in the opposite direction [NotTheSharpestSpoon, Jun 23 2006]
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Not daft enough, but well on way - needs
more functions, (despite this I really like it
- so +) and it has a worthy illustration. |
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I like tools, but the screwdriver sticking out of the bottom looks like an accident waiting to happen, for me anyway, as I'm a bit clumsy with hammers. |
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If I can just get this damned screwdriver out of my liver, it's bread for you. *sssqqwelllccchhh*
Yes. Good. Bun. |
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And the batteries, where? |
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You're gonna want that screwdriver part be OTH (Out the Handle). It's the only way to go. |
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Then it would be a "Switch Wrenchy Hamdriver". |
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Ha-ha, you guys. As much as it wrenches me to say it, you've got me nailed. I'm screwed. |
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"Welcome to the Swiss Army building corps son, here's the last tool you'll ever need." |
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Have you seen the new Fubar from Stanley? Looks like something right off the halfbakery- except you don't have to blow it up first and there's no OTH tool blade. |
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I showed the framing crew on my house an ad for the fubar. They thought it was cute, but a disaster waiting to happen. Too many sharpish edges in strange places. |
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What? Are they afraid of too many big scary-wary sharp edges on their tools? Do they use Bob the Builder or Fisher-Price "My First Tool Set" tools? I mean really, they're grown -OW!
Excuse me, I just cut myself on my keyboard. I have to go to the hospital now and stop bleeding all over my computer. |
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<mumbles with a bloody stump of hand in mouth>Damn sharp edges, sticking out of strange places like that, someone could get hurt. |
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i never seem to cut myself with sharp
edges. it's always the dull or rounded
edges and corners that get me. with that i
mind, this would be the perfect tool for
me. |
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