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nihilo

If less is more, then nothing is everything.

Long time lurker, short time baker.
Bon appetit!

Some of my best ideas are also egregious.
No, in fact, all of them are.




Yolkless eggs, I'll ne'er forget ye. *weep*

[May 11 2006, last modified Aug 12 2006]

    
(+3, -5) Artgloves
(+7, -8) Ass Facial
(+25, -4)(+25, -4)(+25, -4) Automated Pussy Wettener
 Bacobubble
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(+9, -2) Chunk in the Trunk!
(+3, -2) Comedone-Extracting/ Blackhead-Uprooting Microbot
(+5) Custom Areolar Reformation
(+7, -3) Dogsong
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Drug O' the Month Club
(+5, -3) Edible Body Paintball
(+2) Electric Glue
(+13)(+13) Electric Wheelchaise
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Embroidered Skin
(+7, -8) Eyeball Augmentation
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Gangsta Ræppende in ye Olde Englisc
(+5, -8) Gourmet Man Milk
(+6, -4) Gummy Earplugs
(+5, -1) Hosebooster
 HTML Gesticulation
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(+2, -4) Keralan Kocktails
(+6, -2) Luminescent Paint
 Music Feedback
(+4, -10)(+4, -10) Polymastia Pornography
 Random Electronic Stylish Outfit Generator
 Remote Control Car
(+12, -11) Right-Angle Urinal
(+6) Rollerspheres
 Sex Bomb
(+3, -2) Skee-Ball Autobowler 9000
(+5, -9) Skinflaps
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) Solid Diamond Ring
 Spherical Pizze
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(+12, -4)(+12, -4) Subliminal hedges
(-4) Switchblade Saw
(+12, -4)(+12, -4) The Harshichord
(+4, -2) The Orthopedoposturator
(+5) Toeless Leather Socks
(+5, -2) Venom Gleek
(+3, -1) Wake-up Calls for All
(+3, -2) water tube socks
(+5, -9) Welsh Tape
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Wrenchy Hamdriver
(+4, -2) Youthpaste
 

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