h a l f b a k e r yA riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust
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That's basically it: an aerosol canister of spurious spray spooge. For parties or something.
To eat?!
Vagina-Jam
Less fake = less fun, I say. [nihilo, Aug 12 2006]
(?) Safex brand artificial semen, £9.00 for 250ml
http://www.lovehone....cfm?cat=24&id=6021
Jar, not aerosol can. [jutta, Aug 12 2006]
Recipes if you want to make your own.
http://www.bigsexto...ources_fakecum.html
Don't use internally, or you're risking a yeast infection. [jutta, Aug 12 2006]
Crazy string
http://www.oriental...ng-_-Crazy%20String
But not quite crazy enough... [nihilo, Aug 13 2006]
Nickelodeon's "Smatter"
http://www.cpsc.gov.../prhtml02/02203.jpg
Another silly string variant, recalled in 2002 (the cans broke apart), but said to be gooier than silly string. [jutta, Aug 13 2006]
Hazbro's "Oozinator"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oozinator
Pumping, not aerosol. [jutta, Aug 13 2006]
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If this is what I think it is I suggest you delete it. |
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At least it isn't in food:genital. |
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P.S. This is pefect proof that a passing thought does not always a good halfbakery idea make. |
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I was really hoping that this was something that got your courage up for when you opened up a can of whupass by accident. |
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At least this could have been a can of pheremones or something. |
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Youre going to have to say something really funny soon or this'll get MFD'd really quick. |
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1. What kind of parties do you attend? 2. Where do you think your parents went wrong? |
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This product fills an existing gaping hole in the marketplace. You can buy bogus boogers, pretend puke, bunko blood, but no imitation ejaculation. There must be at least a million and sixty-nine uses for it, most of which have yet to be imagined.
Vagina-Jam (another underappreciated (and much maligned) product suggestion) sold separately. |
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I happen to agree with the author - there is a gap in the market, FOR A REASON. [-] |
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I have been bested in the linking department by Jutta herself (moves down one level on the podium, removes medal from around neck) |
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> This product fills an existing gaping hole in the marketplace.
I'm sure it has, I'm sure it has. |
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[Goes off to play with medal, mumbling to herself: "Oooh. Shiny!"] |
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Great, so joke jism exists! It must not be such an unwanted product after all, eh friends? Now if it were only in a spray can so it could be propelled with the convenience (and fun) of Silly String!
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[Rm Brz] -- (1), wouldn't you like to know! As it happens, this ingenious brainstorm actually occurred at a recent such gathering. (2), I don't think they did at all. The product of a gynecologist and a psychologist, I think I'm right on the money. |
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[Jutta], your endless fount of juicy annos on this one is blowing me away. |
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Come, come [Ian]. Stop these puns. |
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[nihilio], your idea about having it available in a spray can is right on the money - shot out of a can would work great. |
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I remember reading an interview with Pedro Almodóvar where he was questioned as to whether or not the spunk used in a wanking-off-the-balcony scene in - aah, can't remember the name of the film and am too scared to google at work - was real spunk or a spunk substitute. It was, apparently, hair conditioner. So there you go. Conditioner in an aerosol. |
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I was wondering when we'd get to the hair care products. |
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One great use for such a product would be when guys want to fake their orgasms, too. |
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I think the not so subtle sound of "PSSSSSSSST" at the moment of orgasm would give it away, [Canuck]. You would have to put some sort of silencer on it , a quiet can of cum, if you will. |
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