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A 1/72nd scale model of 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue, Washington D.C., lovingly machine-crafted
in Shenzen, China in genuine simulated plastic-
effect.
Remove from glitzy packaging, place in the cold
light of day. Either the incumbent President or the
challenging candidate will appear on the
South
Lawn, depending on which way the political wind is
blowing.
Comes with four-year guarantee. Vice President
superfluous. Not suitable for children under three
years of age due to small parts of campaign
promises being realistic. Deficit control requires
two AA batteries (not included).
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That this category even exists, is bun-worthy. Who
knew? |
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[+] brilliant! (I'm tending to think one will need more batteries!) |
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I used to have one of these for the Kremlin, but it
seems to have got stuck on Putin. Perhaps it's
batteries have run out? |
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More likely it's the currency. |
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Will there be a de lux version with the President voicing "It's time for a change?" |
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There will, but only in Aramaic, Arabic, Farsi
and Pushtu … |
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However, if you want something less subtle,
on your order form tick the boxes for
"GGeorge W Bush" and "Regime Change".
There's a "Tony Blair" box too, but you can
leave that as it gets filled in automatically. |
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[+] BigSleep, that's just too funny..... |
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I have absolutely no idea what we could do with the
Bill Clinton version.... |
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I want the grizzly bear eat the president on the white house lawn while ripping the vice president in half version please. |
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