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1. Collect an auspicious number of followers
2. Travel to Giza. Bring red, hooded robes, and
essential
mystical fluids
3. Get tickets to go inside the Great Pyramid (get
there
early, there is a
daily visitor limit)
4. Go inside to the burial chamber, the heart of the
pyramid and largest
center of occult power.
5. Chant "cthulhu fhtagn" until something interesting
happens (or,
better yet, pray for peace, etc.). Wish that previous
visitors' wishes
would be fulfilled happily and that they see through
to
the heart of
reality or something.
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Bless you (gives sninctown a hankie). |
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Diamond Giza and all that. |
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Do you really think this has not already been done? |
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Initially I thought this was talking about Gaza. That might make for some interesting religious politics... |
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Other than that how is this not the plot of every horror movie ever made ? |
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Except Ring, Dark Water, the Exorcist etc and certainly not Killer Clowns from Outer Space... |
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Giza not that interesting these days, just part of the city....and only the one angle you can take a photo of the pyramids that doesn't show all the hi-rise/KFC outlets |
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