h a l f b a k e r yThis is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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The pet poltergeist lives in a small glass bottle which also contains
a stone. Shake the bottle, and the ghost wakes up and starts throwing
the stone around; put the bottle back down and he will go to sleep,
and the stone remains at the bottom.
Sell 'em by the truckload to the same people who buy
healing crystals
and shamanic totems. Remember to warn them not to remove the stopper!
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You should include tiny furniture as well. |
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[Wrongfellow], you could sell anything, i swear. + |
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I laughed. (This is in no way an endorsement for anything)! |
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Shakes head, and small stone falls out
of ear... I have no idea why I thought of
that. + |
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What if the stone gets thrown too hard and breaks the bottle? |
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Probably not much, I'd guess. |
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EXCEPT FOR A TERRORIST GHOST ON THE LOOSE, THAT'S ALL! |
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methinks, broken glass... |
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A pet poltergeist with a pet stone? How silly is that. Now if it had a pet rock, then you would have something. |
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Sounds more like a pet rock scheme to me. And make the rock a sphere magnet so a coil can always repel it and have it inside the rock. |
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