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Weather Whitehouse

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A 1/72nd scale model of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C., lovingly machine-crafted in Shenzen, China in genuine simulated plastic- effect.

Remove from glitzy packaging, place in the cold light of day. Either the incumbent President or the challenging candidate will appear on the South Lawn, depending on which way the political wind is blowing.

Comes with four-year guarantee. Vice President superfluous. Not suitable for children under three years of age due to small parts of campaign promises being realistic. Deficit control requires two AA batteries (not included).

—8th of 7, Sep 16 2012

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       That this category even exists, is bun-worthy. Who knew?
—blissmiss, Sep 16 2012
   

       [+] brilliant! (I'm tending to think one will need more batteries!)
—xandram, Sep 17 2012
   

       I used to have one of these for the Kremlin, but it seems to have got stuck on Putin. Perhaps it's batteries have run out?
—PainOCommonSense, Sep 17 2012
   

       More likely it's the currency.
—Alterother, Sep 17 2012
   

       Will there be a de lux version with the President voicing "It's time for a change?"
—Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 17 2012
   

       There will, but only in Aramaic, Arabic, Farsi and Pushtu …   

       However, if you want something less subtle, on your order form tick the boxes for "GGeorge W Bush" and "Regime Change". There's a "Tony Blair" box too, but you can leave that as it gets filled in automatically.
—8th of 7, Sep 17 2012
   

       [+] BigSleep, that's just too funny.....   

       I have absolutely no idea what we could do with the Bill Clinton version....
—PainOCommonSense, Sep 18 2012
   

       I want the grizzly bear eat the president on the white house lawn while ripping the vice president in half version please.
—travbm, Oct 29 2015
   


 

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