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This is an apparatus that allows for painless non permanent
attachment of one cat to another.
Envision soft Chinese handcuffs for Cat tails.
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My frisco is a lone wolf. This would not be his cup of tea. In
fact...he would hate it. He would scratch the other cat to
shreds. In a heartbeat. Otherwise a great idea. |
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I was inspired by a relative that has two identical grey cats.
It seemed like they needed this to liven life up and work
some things out. |
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AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ! HAHAHAHAHA ! |
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Damn you, [Voice]. We hate it when you do that. |
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What about people who in their heart of hearts are conjoined twins? Or cats who are such, I guess. Like transgender cats, but rarer. This device would be a boon to them. |
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Oh, I missed the nonpermanent part. You are getting soft, vfrakis. Soft and squishy. |
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//people who in their heart of hearts are conjoined
twins?// That's a tricky one, surgically speaking. |
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//I was inspired by a relative that has two identical
grey cats.// |
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You do realize that, if you see a left-sided cat and,
later, a right-sided cat, they may be the same cat
walking in different directions? |
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No, they're different cats. You can tell, because the first cat now has a huge hole in its side and isn't moving any more. Ever. |
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//extreme fun for cats// sp. "A method for creating a little pissed-off corner of the universe" |
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extreme fun *WITH* cats ... |
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This already exist if you have the right kind of box. |
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