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An extremely powerful yet compact P.A. system, vehicle mounted, with strongly emphasised bass range, linked to a high quality audio source.
When triggered, plays a burst of earth-shaking demonic laughter. Various burst lengths are pre programmed, key-selectable.
intended to induce bowel-emptying
terror in victims.
Evil laugh car horn.
https://www.boombla...-sounds-car-horn-1/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 07 2020]
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You're more likely to induce mild amusement, annoyance, and reports for noise pollution. [-] |
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This is only the first stage [Voice]. |
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Clearly this is a recreation of Pavlov's famous experiment &
this is just the bell, the object is to see how many times you
need to drive by honking the horn & lobbing grenades before
the horn alone is sufficient to loosen bowels. |
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Quite baked I'm a afraid... well maybe not "Satanic" but Evil laughter car horn yes. |
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As long as the sound extends well into the infrasound, to
actually cause the ground (& other cars, & nearby buildings,
etc) to vibrate... |
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That's the specification, yes. |
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// Quite baked I'm a afraid... // |
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Cite your Prior Art, please. |
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Should be linked to the steering wheel mounted hand dryer,
and activated not with a press but in the usual e.l.a.h.d.
style. |
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A Satanic Brown Note Generator ... GREAT *clap* Send it to
Engineering, I'm going on vacation. |
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