Pendulum Oscillator

Pendulosity is the rate of travel and oscillations of a weight at the end of a pendulum travelling a nonlinear path. Humans, as pendulous beings, possess significant amounts of pendulosity at times. For example a runner can be said to be travelling with great pendulosity. This invention is meant to assist in the production of this force.

The Pendulocitator, or whatever, is a wearable machine consisting of various pendulums. These pendulums are placed parallel to the pendulous extremeties of the human wearer. Once the weighted pendulums of the Penduloscitator begin pendulously oscillating effort must be exerted to keep the human wearer at rest.

Instead of remaining at rest, the wearer is meant to move with the motion of the machine. By overcoming this first newtonian law of motion the machine has more than performed enough work to justify its existence here in its incomplete or partial state.