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It is hard enough getting the ol' Christmas supplies and
presents is during
day-time. Imagine what it is like for vampires... With a light
tight
suit vampires could contribute to society, get a job, pay taxes
like the rest of us and
even participate in social events, games, concerts, outdoor
activities etc. even in Summer! It is about time they get out of
their lazy asses and do something useful. I would even go so
far
as to suggest the governement makes light tight suits
compulsory for draculous night dwellers. Always whining and
moaning about the sun and thirst. They make me sick.
Bon appetit!
http://www.ochef.com/709.htm
[Ehrm, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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[waugs] Thank you Waugqueke. Warmest Season greetings
(37°) to you too. |
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Rant? Bl**dy vampires, never do any work. |
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This has already been Baked for one unfortunate young man in the UK who has a very rare congential skin condition (similar to Lupus, I believe) which means that he suffers severe skin burns on even the slightest exposure to UV light. His suit was made by NASA using space suit/radiation protection technology (including a helmet and tinted visor). It allows him to go out doors in daylight, something he had never previously been able to do. |
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and to nightclubs also 8th of 7? |
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A hat, like the double-beer-can-and-straw baseball caps that the fattest Americans have, but with medical-style blood bags instead, would complement such a suit perfectly. |
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[8th of 7] I am just off the phone with my sister who
pointed this out to me too. Good for him! |
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"baked" in the movie "blade II" (you know the one about
the black vampire guy? Well he has this suit... (can't belive
I admiddted to having seen "blade II" ....) |
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A friend of mine told me it was an enjoyable movie. |
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since the suit would cover up the eyes as well, you'd need a seeing-eye werewolf. |
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With a shit-serious muzzle. |
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Hmm,just wait for some joker to slip a fibre-optic attached to a sun lamp into the suit. The suit keeps light out, presumably it'll keep the light in too.. |
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