Peel-able Clothes

How many times have you read a phrase like "peeled off his/her clothes" and imagined seams popping and threads breaking as the cloth is ripped?

No more! And why haven't they thought of this before? Those plastic squeeze & seal closures often found on food storage bags can be adapted for clothes, just the way many clothes use plastic zippers. (And yes, I know that some of those plastic bags include a zipper device to make closure more easy. We DON'T want those here!) That is, the closure strip is designed to be sewn to the edge of a piece of clothing, and two such strips can be squeeze-sealed together.

I do understand that there might be some difficulty in putting these clothes on, and ensuring the seals have been done properly, but that's not really the point here. The point, and the fun part, is the process of removing your clothes, which really CAN now be described as 'peeling them off' much like the way a banana peel is removed.

P.S. I partially take back what I said about not wanting those closure-zipping gadgets. A LOOSE gadget could be appropriate. That is, when putting clothes of this type ON, you position the zipper at the end of the not-yet-sealed seam, put the end-points of the two seam-edges into it, and begin sliding/sealing the seam to the other end, at which point the gadget comes free and can be used on the next seam. When done, put it in a pocket or other suitable place until needed again.