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It's been scientifically proven that chiroptera (bats) and mustelids (ferrets, weasels etc.) can contract and carry strains of coronavirus. An example link is below.
Cats can too; they carry it in secret minature nuclear-powered invisible atomizer sprays concealed in their fur, so that they can spread
their evil far and wide as part of their conspiracy to dominate your planet. They're responsible for the whole sorry business, you know.
Since face masks are known (by the media) to be absolutely 110% effective is stopping the spread of the virus completely, and indeed just putting a mask on can definitely completely cure a case in a matter of minutes*, the next logical step is to provide a pack of custom-fitted disposable face masks to every warm-blooded creature on the planet.
This will be a hugely expensive programme, but do not despair; BorgCo are ready to step up to the challenge. We'll even do it on credit; we can discuss the exact terms later. Just sign here.
We have facemasks in every size, from those designed for shrews to very specialised ones suitable for elephants, and even dolphins.
Act quickly, before everyone dies !
* The most expensive masks not only cure the virus, but get rid of unwanted facial hair, increase sexual attractiveness, build bulging biceps, and clean and polish even under the rim.
Mink
https://www.bbc.co....rld-europe-53439263
Bugs ! Bugs ! Bugs everywhere ! You're all ging to die ! (eventually) [8th of 7, Jul 29 2020]
Bats
https://bbc.in/2X3R5C0
Somewhat behind the curve ... [8th of 7, Jul 31 2020]
[link]
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That's the cats, and the Lizard People. |
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We've been trying to warn you for years, and have you listened ? No, you haven't. |
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Serve you right for not buying some of our Special Magical Stones With Holes In Them. Don't blame us if the Dragon of Unhappiness flies up your bottom. |
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//Act quickly, before everyone dies !// |
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[kdf], what exactly is your objection to the efforts of Lai,
Poon and Cheung? At least they rescued two manikins from
a short and violent life testing airbags. Do you think the
authors are asking the wrong questions, or in the wrong way,
or what? |
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They're not "ineffective" but the benefit is only statistically significant - not practically significant. Absolutely correct use on every occasion is essential. |
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And the key phrase is "respiratory" disease. When the pathogen can infect via any exposed mucous membrane, the value of masks is reduced even more. |
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// Believers in demon sex and alien DNA in vaccines are a lot funnier.// |
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Oh, we're with you on that. Did you enjoy our "5G telecoms trigger Coronavirus" fake news ? |
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There's a lot of competition at the moment. Besides, reality is making satire very difficult ... |
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Yes, but at this time they're still "Commercial - in confidence". When they can be published, we will. |
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// And I don't mean from the same pocket from which you sell fake gold-pressed latinum Rolexes. // |
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Look, if you pay USD $6 for a Rolex (including shipping) and the despatch address is Shenzen, you need to moderate your expectations. The terms and conditions on our eBay shop are quite clear. No beed to be bitter - it ticks, doesn't it ? |
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// Any peer-reviewed research, or even pre- publication from respectable sources? // |
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It's a bit soon. Several formal studies with decent sample sizes are in progress but will take months to deliver results. At the moment, most of the stuff is being inferred from previous work with other viruses. |
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The problem that's been raised is that pathogens with the same behaviour profile either haven't been studied much (because they're not dangerous, so only of academic interest) or so dangerous (VHF, E. zaire) that they can't be studied in a live population, because it quickly becomes a dead population. |
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The BW people definitely know more than they're telling but getting info out of them is like trying to get malt and hops out if beer. |
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Well ... it's interesting, but the city's so unrepresentative that any data gathered can't really be applied to other urban environments. Since quite a big chunk of it's actually two islands (for the sake of the discussion, Manhattan and Long Island can be considered as a single unit), it has a huge tidal population, and the water barriers present significant impediments to terrestrial non-human vectors (apart from the subway lines), it's not going to behave like a simple, "flat" city. Add in the proximity to the sea, the unique microclimate, and the distorted demographics, and it's too one-of-a-kind. |
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It was, however, extensively studied using simulants in the 1950's and 60's so quite a lot is known about dispersion. |
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// I don't think they built this bug. // |
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No, they're better than that. More the sort of thing that a teenage biohacker might concoct in his parent's garage. These viruses have been around pretty much as long as life has existed. They're absolutely everywhere. One strain has mutated slightly, that's all. |
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It is indeed a suitable candidate for a BW simulant, in a nonlethal strain. It's been in bats for a long time <link>. |
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// But it's a no-brainer that they're looking at how it works in vivo and how it spreads. // |
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It's not quite the "Christmas is here early, chaps !" that hit PD when they got their sticky mitts on Pauline Cafferkey, but there's certainly an acknowledgement that the Easter Bunny has been quite generous this year. Along with some smug satisfaction, of course, of the "We told you, but you didn't listen, did you ?" sort. |
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// A lot of your stuff ticks. // |
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It's fine as long as it's ticking. When the ticking stops, that's usually not so fine. Try not to confuse the wires; the one you need to cut is a sort of a reddy-blue, and the one NOT to cut is more a kind of bluey-red ... |
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