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M-F-D

 (with gravest apologies to John Lennon)
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When I find myself in times of trolldom
Mother Jutta comes to me
Typing words of wisdom, m-f-d.
And in my hour of darkness
She will anno right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d.
Posting words of wisdom, m-f-d.

And when the doleful moderators
Sighing at their screens agree,
Trolls are like a cancer, m-f-d.
For though you may correct them there is
Not a chance that they will see
There is just one answer, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d,
m-f-d it’s a wibni.
Trolls are like a cancer, m-f-d.

And when old Dr Curry,
Shows a lapse in his identity,
Trolls won't see it coming, m-f-d.
I log on to the sight of fishbones
Mother Jutta comes to me
Typing words of wisdom, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d.
Centauri found the answer, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d,
Rid the world of trolldom, m-f-d.

—madradish, Sep 19 2002

Let it be http://www.lyricsca...tles/letitbe.htm#06
The original... [madradish, Sep 19 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(?) The idea that started it all http://www.halfbake...20for_20deletion_5d
[madradish, Sep 19 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       See what happens when I get bored...<sigh>   

       Somebody entertain me please.
—madradish, Sep 19 2002
   

       Yay! go you! (+)
—Zircon, Sep 19 2002
   

       It's just Morphic Resonance. Happens all the time. Nothing to worry about. Move along there, there's nothing to see......
—8th of 7, Sep 19 2002
   

       'tonight' hah! crazy, and its morning in the US, what a wonderful thing the internet is.
—Zircon, Sep 19 2002
   

       Maybe it's just music with rocks in.
—Mayfly, Sep 19 2002
   

       Nice!   

       (Don't apologi(s)ze to Lennon. This one was Macca's.)
—waugsqueke, Sep 19 2002
   

       pronounciation of "eisteddfod" for those not in the know:   

       "eye-steth-vod" where the th is a soft th. and yes, the f is pronounced like a v.   

       (sorry, pet pronounciation peeve, don't get me started on words like wrath, or names like brother Cadfael (cad - vile))..
—yamahito, Sep 19 2002
   

       Croissant!
—Marassa, Sep 20 2002
   

       Very good madradish. Half a bun for you.
—goff, Sep 20 2002
   

       Thanks everyone for your kind words. Nice to see you around again [goff].
—madradish, Sep 20 2002
   
      
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