I saw an idea about sending Jutta croissants today, and what I thought was, she really needs a song.
And then it came to me, a memory of the golden 80s (70s, more likely).
And a song that was supposed to be about Ma Barker, but was named (as well as pronounced) by the band as Ma Baker.
And
the name of the band, paradoxically, was Boney M.
So without further ado, Ma Baker:
She was the coolest cat
of Internet domains
She was the coolest cat
A formidable brain
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught us croissants
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - idiots and savants
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she marked for delete
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - those buns are so sweet