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I am the very model of a baking individual
My concepts range from comical, unusual to whimsical
Im quite adept at cons and prose, and Im pedant, it is true,
From witty puns and allusion, to satire and a well aimed spoof.
Im very good at fancy dances; I can Judo Tango too,
I
often hit my favorite bar and bring my drinking bud: voodoo
I can make a bold statement with hair in shape of favorite fruit
And set it off quite jauntily with my personal lightning rod suit
I try to think of clever things that will not ever net me bones
Like panic pins and tails for all or even those flocking road cones.
Im sometimes proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny
From drbob, to unabub to po and bliss and Bristol z
You see in matters flighty, odd or downright unpredictable,
I am the very model of a baking individual
Judo Tango
http://www.halfbake...m/idea/judo_20tango [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
voodoo drinking buddy
http://www.halfbake..._20Drinking_20Buddy [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
make a fruit statement
http://www.halfbake...20fruit_20statement [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
personal lightning rod suit
http://www.halfbake...htning_20rod_20suit [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
panic pin
http://www.halfbake...om/idea/Panic_20PIN [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
tails for all
http://www.halfbake...a/Tails_20For_20All [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
flocking road cones
http://www.halfbake...king_20Road_20Cones [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
drbob
http://www.halfbakery.com/user/DrBob [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
unabubba
http://www.halfbakery.com/user/UnaBubba [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
po
http://www.halfbakery.com/user/po [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
blissmiss
http://www.halfbakery.com/user/blissmiss [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
bristolz
http://www.halfbakery.com/user/bristolz [ato_de, Oct 04 2004]
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How long did it take to write all those links? + |
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I should fishbone you for getting that song stuck in my head. |
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Sorry, but I have to say - , because that song is from Pirates of Penzance, not HMS Pinafore, and because your words don't fit the tune properly. As you might guess, I'm a little picky about the works of WSG and SIr Arthur. |
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pinafore... pinafive... whatever works. |
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*sniff* Ata boy, [ato-de]. I taught him everything he knows! *sniff* |
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Pretty lame when bakery songs are starting to be reruns. You guys need new material. |
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