M-F-D

When I find myself in times of trolldom
Mother Jutta comes to me
Typing words of wisdom, m-f-d.
And in my hour of darkness
She will anno right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d.
Posting words of wisdom, m-f-d.

And when the doleful moderators
Sighing at their screens agree,
Trolls are like a cancer, m-f-d.
For though you may correct them there is
Not a chance that they will see
There is just one answer, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d,
m-f-d it’s a wibni.
Trolls are like a cancer, m-f-d.

And when old Dr Curry,
Shows a lapse in his identity,
Trolls won't see it coming, m-f-d.
I log on to the sight of fishbones
Mother Jutta comes to me
Typing words of wisdom, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d.
Centauri found the answer, m-f-d.
m-f-d, m-f-d,
Rid the world of trolldom, m-f-d.