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"Now pay attention, 007..." |
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All you need now is a cork which flies as straight as a laser beam. |
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Alternatively, all you need now is a laser beam which droops sharply under gravity and blows sideways in a draft. |
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Add C-4... it would be oh-so-much more fun if the cork exploded on impact. [+] |
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[+] yay- don't poke out your eye! |
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I think "thumbs" are a very inaccurate way of firing the cork, its like using a laser targeting system on a rifle then trying to fire it accurately using only your feet-funny, but dangerous and silly. If a wire was passed through the cork and the bottle, with a loop on one side to pull on, you could fire it quicker, and with less hesitation. |
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This is such a half-baked idea. Yay. Now I can hit that
zonker, idiot I don't like, right square in the nose! + |
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If you drink good champagne, you do not want the cork coming out in an energetic manner, therefore wasting champagne (-) |
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Some occasions call for both high- and low-quality
champagnes; the cheap stuff is for opening in a
celebratory manner and the good
stuff is for drinking. I've actually seen this at wedding
receptions. |
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