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An idea based on re-making the original Star Trek, but
Kirk is never seen to get the girl, however weird or alien,
at any point.
1) He may be watering the garden but his hose is always
hidden by A) a pot-plant B)or a pianist being moved, or C)
seems to flow freely and without obstruction or
suggestive
spurts.
Kirk is never heard to moan. 1) people may allude to what
he said in the heat of the moment, in what seems to be a
perfectly innocuous statement that may be identifiable as
double entendre 2) they may pick at something they have
stuck in their ear, but 3) he never gets to offer them hair
gel directly.
This has two benefits.
1) The actor playing Kirk gets a lower salary as there's no
penetrating character insights, thus saving money. 2) It'll
cut out all those sappy 1970s boomp-boomp-boodoomp-
boom music scores so we can get on with the story.
Closer... than you probably want to be.
http://www.youtube....watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
[UnaBubba, May 23 2012]
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I suspect the UK got a heavily censored version of Star Trek, judging by the content of this post? |
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Anyway, why isn't it called Planet Trek? |
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Not much point in landin' on a star. "Prepare an away team" <sounds of feet running away in order get the only nomex suit still in one piece..> |
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I never saw much Star Trek as a kid. Then again, we
didn't actually get TV until the late 1970s, when I was
11, about the time I went to boarding school, where
TV was practically banned as we were to spend time
playing sport or engaged in labouring tasks, "to
improve the built environment of the school". (aka
Slave Labour) |
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You didn't miss much except Bagpuss. Now that was proper tv. Can't go wrong with a mouse organ...strange how that seems to morph into something out of Viz.. |
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//we didn't actually get TV until the late 1970s.....I
went to boarding school.....Slave Labour// |
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[Ubie]'s whole psychic geweltschungsloss begins to
make sense. |
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First officer James T Roland, reporting for duty. |
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I think you mean Gewalt forschung verlies, [Max]? |
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It's just at the bottom of the stairs. Light switch is
on the right. |
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<irrelavent annotation>Just wanted to share a lovely German word used by Angela Merkel recently to describe the Euro-zone: "Schicksalsgemeinschaft", meaning a 'community of fate'.</ia> |
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I think it's idiomatic, so it actually comes out as "sticks and stones (from "sal" ->rock salt) in my mineshaft".. |
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Kinky star trek I would bun... |
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The Kirk and Spock Nine Inch Nails "Closer" parody
video is
excellent <link> |
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