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Abjuring the slapstick of Herbert West: Reanimator, I
intend to start a career as as a comedic
necromancer, doing an act that could best be
described as stand-up, or possibly rise up?
Also available for re-runs of the tv shows of your
youth and for finding out where relatives recently
departed
hid all the money.
Apologies to the author of Johannes Cabal books.
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Being a comedy necromancer means I can always say "I'll see you again" and dying on stage is a sign of quality. |
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"A killer performance, definitely a bucket list must-add." |
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-The Philadelphia Tribune |
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I can see a sideline here, the states with death
penalties can just execute everyone, and bring
back the ones who win their appeals, a net
saving in tax dollars. |
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Also useful around grassy knolls in Dallas,
Texas. |
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Does this really belong in [culture: television: revival]? |
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Lacking the 'comedy-necromancy' category I
had to do my best. Would be good for This Is
Your Life remake, with all your drooling,
shambling relatives, assuming they aren't
doing that already. |
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Adventure Time writers, pay attention here. |
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