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Q waved Agent Double-Oh-Seven-and-a-Half over to
his
side of the test lab.
"Blonde, I've got something to show you. Here, put
this
sport jacket on."
"A bit stiff in the arms, it seems, Q?"
"Quite right. There are two small tubes that run from
containers sewn into the breast.
One of them
contains a
deadly but slow-spreading pathogen, and one of
them
contains rather ordinary hand sanitizer. The tubes
carry
these to micro-spray nozzles in the cuff of your right
hand.
When you go to meet your contact, press the green
button
on your watch for a quick shot of hand sanitizer, and
then
give him the secret handwashing handshake
of the Wah Ching. The red button releases the
pathogen.
Press it just before you greet the Wah Ching leader.
Do
not
confuse the two buttons, Double-Oh-Seven-and-a-
half,
and
be sure and push the green button to sanitize
yourself
after you
have pushed the red one. And do not touch any body
part
before doing that."
"Q, you do of course, realize, that I am
colorblind?"
"Damn, I'll have the boys fix that right away..."
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// do not touch any body part before doing that // |
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Your own, or someone else's ? |
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Good work, [Ray]. [+]. But before anyone notices, you might like
to swap out "characterized by" for a different phrase. |
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Boy. That IS clunky. Writing test procedures does
that to you. Fixed. |
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Nice, but now I want to read the clunk. |
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What about a glove with a soft pouch full of
sanitizer in the palm? Every time you shake
someone’s hands, the pressure from the handshake
will squeeze out a bit of sanitizer into the glove,
cleaning your hand |
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The target will be likely to notice you're wearing a glove. |
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