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...and that's the best use of the technology, is it? |
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I like it, but I don't know why. I really don't. |
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I don't even know what it is, but... [+] |
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Might they not appear grey? |
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That would be a reasonable deductation. |
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Flesh glows red because it absorbs the green/blue(ish) part of the spectrum. By not shining any red, you won't get (much) glow at all, as [MaxwellBuchanan] said. |
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Seven buns for this, and no bones. Hmmm...should I,
should I not??? |
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Yeah, do it. Post the pictures. |
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//Flesh glows red because it absorbs the green/blue(ish) part of the spectrum. By not shining any red, you won't get (much) glow at all, as [MaxwellBuchanan] said.//
Science will find a way!!! |
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Yes, we think that's what people are afraid of. |
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Thanks for the link [mouseposture]- my very first view of transilluminated scrotum!! |
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Hm, I was thinking inductively recharged implants
when I saw the title. |
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To quote the internet, "Tits, or GTFO". |
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EDIT: And the award for the "How in the hell did you find THAT link?" category goes to - the envelope please...[mouseposture]! |
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//I was thinking inductively recharged implants// |
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That suggests a whole galumduffery of potential
functional implant ideas... |
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... or sunbathe in a lead bikini? |
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Ohh, what color would the auraeolas be then? |
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//what color would the auraeolas be then?// Aren't
they orange and black on a green-and-yellow
diamond? |
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// That suggests a whole galumduffery of potential functional implant ideas... // |
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"O Death, Where Is Thy Sting ... ?" |
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There have been more than enough problems in the news lately concerning such procedures <link>. Adding //inductively recharged implants// as an option just increases the potential problems by many orders of magnitude. |
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Stereo wireless loudspeakers (could give "hooters" a whole new meaning) ... multicolour flashing LEDs .... FM radio ... GSM phone with Bluetooth ... WiFi hotspot .... |
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Actually, now, that last one ... |
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//orange and black on a green-and-yellow diamond?// I, um... y'lost me guv. |
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That's because you should have turned off when you saw the sign (orange and black on a green-and-yellow diamond). Please, do pay attention. It makes it more difficult for everyone else. |
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Birthday parties, Halloween and Christmas could
prove interesting. |
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That would rather depend on how you came to be deaf in the first place, shirley ? |
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//Induction// We don't need no steenking
induction.
We've already had an idea for a brassiere which
captures jiggling energy to charge batteries. This
would be a natural extension. You wouldn't need
much in the way of energy storage -- the lights
would stay lit only as long as you kept dancing. |
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// This would be a natural extension // |
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Perhaps you would like to consider phrasing that a little differently, [mp]. |
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I'm just astonished nobody has brought up the obvious inference to "headlights"... |
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or the phrase "she's positively *glowing*" |
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