h a l f b a k e r yTrying to contain nuts.
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You like rice paper in your martinis? |
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You like martinis? That's so ... gay ... |
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Martinis are just an excuse to drink nearly straight liquor cold, with just a hint of something else in it. I like mine on the wet side - that vermouth has to be good for something. |
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If you build an giant olive, the giant Martinis will appear. |
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If you build it, they will die of alcohol poisoning. |
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Vermouth is good for deglazing pans. An open
bottle will keep better than an open bottle of white
wine. |
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I have wondered about the maximum attainable size
for olives. How big are the biggest? Do they get as
big as avocados? |
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Some recently-created polyploid olives can grow
larger than a hen's egg. |
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Yes, but then you'll need correspondingly bigger martini glasses. And they will get warm before you can drink all of it. |
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No, you just have to drink faster. |
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A martini is just a headache in a cute glass. I'll take
plain olives, please. |
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//It's only gay if you stir.// does that apply to other gentlemanly pursuits as well? |
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