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.....giving it this (+) as it could be
connected to your mouth with a clear,
flexible straw, for sucking on its
contents. |
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<laughs> excellent - stops a black eye! |
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Its a trick, anything + custard + HB = not again |
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once again you've failed to get the point. |
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custard, beer, coffee and pirates didn't work for the Internet Pointer Address, so it's not working here.... [-] |
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// excellent - stops a black eye!//
But would it?
As an alleged non Newtonian fluid, it would transmit a blow, shirley, n'est ce pas? |
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Having not been there during the in-joke, I just don't get it. I'm not sure how including custard into an idea alone warrants its posting. This just seems like lazy bun grabbing, only, a few years too late. |
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I agree. Let the custard lie...no one has mentioned tumbleweeds in awhile... |
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then lets try something different since all we can think about is the custard aspect. |
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Without the custard aspect it's just an in-joke without the joke. An in- if you will. |
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Mine's a pint of guiness, thanks. |
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Sheesh! Now lets just confuse everyone. |
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Why didn't you just repost [jhomrighaus]? |
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Changing the ingredients after placing within an oven after a few hours just muddles stuff. |
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I recommend some tartare. |
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Pretty picure. I see one - and three +s. So, which is it? |
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I told you it was a trick. See, the entire thing changed. Custard ins't a flipping condiment. I call shanagins! |
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Nice! Can you do a bun, too? |
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I copied it from elsewhere. I am ashamed. [linky] |
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Thanks for the attempt, [global], I find it difficult because in one sense it looks great. But it looks too much like a real word, to see it as a graphic I have to squint and turn my head to one side. |
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it hurts my eye. *blinkblink* and this strap chafes. also condiments make a rotten "snack" all by themselves. reminds me of a time i saw a man of questionable real estate holdings mixing up crackers and ketchup in a cup of free hot water. free tomato soup, he said. |
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Eww - that is nasty. <deliberately misunderstanding> I hope you didn't purchase any of his questionable real-estate - I've heard of the smell of coffee, or freshly baked bread, but tomato soup on the cheap? </deliberately misunderstanding> |
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(there's gotta be a better way of saying that... lacking real estate? ...domicidally challenged? ... house broken?) |
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[mfd] an X that is also a Y? I think that falls under consumer advice. |
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"consumer advice - the author wants help with finding a piece of software or consumer good that meets their specification. These inventions usually have the form "An X that doesn't do Y", or "An X that also does Y", where X is some well-known and widely varied consumer good, and Y a rather obvious problem with it." |
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I think that this is rather a stretch as a I am not advocating anything and this mfd does not cover this type of idea. its not like anyones ever made an eye patch with stuff in it and it is not normally considered a deficiency of eye patch design that it does not hold condiments. It would be fitting if I was proposing say a white eye patch instead of black or something. |
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Just because you dislike the idea doesn't me you have to go digging around to find a reason to get it deleted. Just log your bone in at the top of the page. |
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It makes me laugh that you so vehemently defend this idea. |
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I defend all my ideas as they are all that I have(besides I thought this was a clever idea that had no earthly purpose and was completely pointless, or in other words a perfectly half-baked idea). |
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I mean think about the looks you would get if you were in a restaurant and suddenly removed your eye patch, tore off the corner and squirted hot sauce on your eggs. |
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On the other hand I also feel that MFD's are thrown around with far too much frequency these days. I just try to point out when I feel that an MFD has been tagged inappropriately. |
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// (there's gotta be a better way of saying that... lacking real estate? ...domicidally challenged? ... house broken?)// |
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Home Free?, Nomadically Gifted?, Abodely Unencumbered?, Of Ill-defined Commorancy? |
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[jhomrighaus] - I still like this - ignore
the critics, who are all secretly skulking
around in front of mirrors in the privacy
of their own homes, with a ketchup
patch over one eye. |
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[admin: He's right about the mfd being bogus, though.] |
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Oh for goodness sake. This is getting silly. |
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I agree Leopard, so lets get back to the topic at hand(as I attempted to do before) |
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// (there's gotta be a better way of saying that... lacking real estate? ...domicidally challenged? ... house broken?)// |
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Home Free?, Nomadically Gifted?, Abodely Unencumbered?, Of Ill-defined Commorancy? |
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[jhomrighaus] over-explain much? Just say something stupid like 'your a towel' and let go... |
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"Always wear a condiment when you... " Hm, no, there isn't quite a joke there. |
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Still, I'm going to bun this idea out respect for [jhomrighaus]' pertinacity. |
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the image of someone sticking their finger in their eyepatch and delivering a squirt of tomato ketchup to their chips is quite amusing. |
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yeah, it's better than custard... I removed my bone from the *custard* version. |
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Well I didnt feel you were deserving of a full towel so I went for something smaller. |
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[jhomrighaus] you must not watch southpark. 'Towely' was a character that is a towel, and in arugments he call other people (humans) towels, kinda stupid, like pot calling the kettle black. |
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So I restate, No, your a towel |
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Penguin I don't think I ever saw any of the episodes with towley in them, I remember mr. hanky tho. |
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I haven't seen the southpark episode either, but when this character spoke, in telling someone else that they exhibited towelish tendencies, wouldn't it have said
"You're a towel."?
Or perhaps it was talking to someone who labelled their towels (Towel A, Towel B, Towel C etc) and in referring to one such towel, wanted to do so specifically?
e.g. "Your A Towel." |
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I'm surprised and disappointed at how long it has taken you towels to hit that little piece of pendantistry. |
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Slow Sunday on the Bakery I see. I total missed that one myself. |
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Just be careful there [zen_tom] you might get accused of drawing attention to this idea. |
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[jhomrighaus], I still don't care for this idea, but I compliment you on your patience and coherence. [ ] |
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Oh [Beep] (and at the risk of bumping this idea once more) please don't go and delete your account - it's not worth it. |
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[edit] Damnit - too late. |
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will keep an eye out for Bleeps. |
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.... I'll be dead, but you'll be sorry -
dooohhh - childish antics all around
over something that's supposed to be a
bit of fun. Why take it all so thickly? |
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Would it be possible or practical to make the eye patch contain two condiment pockets? On some snacks, like hot dogs, I prefer both ketchup and mustard and having to wear 2 eye patches would make driving a little more difficult. |
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And here's a fresh bun for your favourite condiment. |
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Off Topic but does deleting ones account also delete all your annotations as well? |
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Yup, producing the so-called "swiss cheese" effect. |
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That was not a pedant moment. "Your A towel" is your favorite for important occasions. Your B towel is the useable backup. |
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Account deletion is for the weak. Annos must stand as part of the record. |
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[canuck] I don't see any reason why you couldn't have one with multiple packets in it. if you had say soy sauce in one and cream cheese in the other it would be like yin and yang or something. |
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Spock should have one.Every time he cocks his eyebrow he squirts vinegar. |
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sound of deep rumbling echos across
the internet, as everyone starts slinking
quietly away from the vacinity of
[jhomrighaus] Jhomrighausmortis
begins to set in...... |
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Is there another site that you could all maybe hang out at, something devoted to soap operas, perhaps? |
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Anno above (marked-for-tagline) |
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you're all a bunch of towels. |
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//domicidally challenged?//
Hehe! It's enough to turn you into a domicidal maniac. |
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Edited(first time i've ever deleted an anno in my time here)to remove drama that so offended and confounded everyone. |
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I saw a seagull eat an entire intact condiment package of mayonaisse last weekend. It looked like hard work. I think maybe more hard work is to come for that seagull. |
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//It's enough to turn you into a domicidal maniac.// |
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hee hee! maybe that's what drove him to the streets in the first place. |
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