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Evil Robot
A robot that's evil. And makes waffles. | |
I always wanted a robot to do my evil bidding. We could go to the park and tazer[sp?] people, make hilarious prank phone calls, toss exploding golf balls out at driving ranges, and whistle at girls by a construction site. Then when the cops come to spoil your fun, just say "the robot did it" and you're
free!
Futurama's Bender
http://www.morefutu...m/bios/bender.shtml
Steals, boozes and secretly desires to "kill all humans". [mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
MTV's Jackass
http://www.mtv.com/...v/tubescan/jackass/
A meat and gristle version of what you want. [reensure, Nov 19 2000]
Robot Frank
http://web.archive....m/classic/index.htm
Frank seems to be on the right track. [Lirp, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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I imagine this robot to be somewhat of a smartass as well. |
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Well, that takes care of the SmartAss Degree, Afro... |
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